toilet tasker

One who performs multiple tasks while sitting on the toilet.

Girl 1: I was a total toilet tasker this morning.

Girl 2: How?

Girl 1: I took a crap while reading the newspaper and drying my hair all at once.

Girl 2: You definitely are a toilet tasker.

by Moniscandal August 11, 2010

toilet drink

When a human or animal drinks water from a toilet

I accidentally took a toilet drink
Bad Kitty! No more toilet drink!

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

Wardrobe Toilet

The occasion when you go to bed so intoxicated, that you stumble out of cloud 9 drunkenly confused and use your wardrobe as a toilet. Awkward the next day when you realise you have urinated all over your shoes and other wardrobey items.

Hannah: "Anne, I bought you this glass of water. What are you doing in the wardrobe with your pants down?"
Anne: (drunkenly mumbles) "wardrobe toilet....."
Hannah: "ummmmm....."

by wardrobetoiletmaster June 7, 2011

The Tayto Toilets

the best group created

tayto toilets > you

the tayto toilets are better than you LOL

by Crystal <3 August 21, 2021

poop in the toilet

its when brown thick lines com out of your but and into the toilet bowl.

Luna:i need the flushable wipes i just went poop in the toilet

Janice:ok

**\tosses the flusable wipres to luna*

by anonymous November 26, 2020

Filipino Toilet

You sit on the edge of a chair (naked), one leg on the other and your partner (also naked) sits on your lap and defecates through the hole. You pick up the turd and rub your partner with it.

Simon: I did a filipino toilet with that chick!
Greg: You're so gross.

by future youtuber :( September 15, 2022

Toilet Scrolling

Scrolling on social media while on the toilet. #lol

While at a friend's house: "I promise I wasn't pooping in the bathroom, I was just toilet scrolling."

by WhooliaJulia March 20, 2019