by Crab March 21, 2004
Get the Thumpin'Ram mug.Verb - The act of rubbing yourself and thinking of hot women or ex-girlfriends during boring and drawn-out meetings.
by He who had the most fun June 25, 2008
Get the Thumbing the Sausage mug.when you insert for any reason your thumb into your balloon knot, usually though to increase pleasure during masturbation, and when you are done slappin' your junk around and start to feel 1/2 homo, you pull out your sticky thumb covered in butt sweat, and shitty ass goo out and you realize you have Swamp Thumb.. you know, the funk that just doens't wash off... it's like a juicy ass coating on your tunmb that usually remains malodorous for a few hours..
So hey bro, i was jackin' my cock the other night, and right before i shot my cock-snot, i jammed my thumb up into my poopchute for a little colon tickle... when i pulled it out, i realized i had some nasty swamp thumb, so i gave my roommate a hitler while he was sleeping!
by xbhotlava October 20, 2007
Get the Swamp Thumb mug.Sexual act involving masturbating a girl, then having hand fall into the vagina without much effort. Man then begins to make thumb war motions inside girl. Works best on a loose girl.
I was totally getting it on with Darcy, and I put my hand down there, but it was a total one man thumb war not even a minute in.
by Kegan Godbey September 7, 2005
Get the One Man Thumb War mug.Dude 1: Bro did you see the new sausage party movie!?
Dude 2: Yeah! I didn't know Klay Thompson made an appearance.
Dude 2: Yeah! I didn't know Klay Thompson made an appearance.
by I need HELP!! January 28, 2019
Get the Klay Thompson mug.When sucking Matt's dick while I jack off, I reach the point of no return and blow my load when he has a cumgasm in my mouth, and I give a thumb-up sign to show that I'm gonna cum because I can't talk - my mouth is full of his cumgasm.
Everyone knows when I'm about to cum when they watch me sucking Matts dick, cause I always give a thumb-up sign!
by USAF Cadet January 6, 2021
Get the thumb-up mug.A dangerous but really fun method of getting high. Also called "The Fainting Game" or the "Thumb Blow" doing the following can give you an intense high for about 5 seconds.
1. Sit in the squatting position.
2. Breathe in and out heavily for 20-30 seconds.
3. Stand up quickly.
4. Blow on your thumb as hard as you can.
When you thumb, you hear voices, see crazy visions, and lots more. It feels like you're traveling through time. When you're high, it seems like all of it happens in a few minutes, maybe longer. But in reality it only lasts a few seconds. You tend you shake and move back and forward in jerking motions, but it's just in your head. The feeling is pretty much indescribable, and it's better than weed.
Sometimes, you could even pass out. When you pass out, you only pass out for a few seconds but you have INTENSE and crazy dreams about a lot of things. When you wake up, you'll be really disoriented and you'll feel extremely awesome but fucked up. After you thumb, you sort of forget what happened when you were high, like, what you saw.
The feeling you get when you thumb is amazing and intense, but only do it a few times. If you do it too much, you could get bad brain damage, or even die. When you thumb, have a friend with you just in case something really bad happens. Don't be too scared though, it's really fun and fucked up.
1. Sit in the squatting position.
2. Breathe in and out heavily for 20-30 seconds.
3. Stand up quickly.
4. Blow on your thumb as hard as you can.
When you thumb, you hear voices, see crazy visions, and lots more. It feels like you're traveling through time. When you're high, it seems like all of it happens in a few minutes, maybe longer. But in reality it only lasts a few seconds. You tend you shake and move back and forward in jerking motions, but it's just in your head. The feeling is pretty much indescribable, and it's better than weed.
Sometimes, you could even pass out. When you pass out, you only pass out for a few seconds but you have INTENSE and crazy dreams about a lot of things. When you wake up, you'll be really disoriented and you'll feel extremely awesome but fucked up. After you thumb, you sort of forget what happened when you were high, like, what you saw.
The feeling you get when you thumb is amazing and intense, but only do it a few times. If you do it too much, you could get bad brain damage, or even die. When you thumb, have a friend with you just in case something really bad happens. Don't be too scared though, it's really fun and fucked up.
My friend Zach thumbed in my living room the other day. He passed out, fell backwards and knocked over my goddamn computer and a bunch of other shit. I couldn't stop laughing. Thumbing is crazy.
by DJmidnyt August 28, 2010
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