by skinnypenis729 July 29, 2017

Yo you hear kevin szychulski got hit in a game and had to go to the hospital in a stretcher but still fucked his bitch after
by 6ix9ineeee September 3, 2018

The Asian version of a fuck boy. Plays with girls hearts. Shows if they’re expensive designer shit and will flaunt they money.
by shortasian.bitch October 8, 2019

Kevin Ling is the most awesome person! He gets the girls and is very buff! everybody go to his swimming meets to see his hot body. He eats six meals a day! He is very nice and cute.
by Stephanie Ching February 12, 2013

Simply a goat. A man of who puts entitled women with way too high expectations for their appearance and or living situation in their place.
A 5'6 230lb broad with 3 kids, expects a 6figure earning high value man who is a sex god, but she's out of shape and lives with her mother. Kevin Samuels let's her know to start collecting cats for she will die alone.
by GloIcy April 6, 2021

Simply the greatest physical triumph since the development of math. Kevin Theory is a new mathematical system which defines all physically possible systems under one elegant 7 dimensional vector. Kevin Theory, developed at the University of Alberta by the undergrad which bears it's name, is expected to be released in 2007. Kevin Theory involves only one "unit" K-bar which allows physical interpretation of all calculations to be accurate to one part in 40,000.
Wow I wish I were like Kevin.
Kevin Theory kicks ass man, I learned it then never had to study again.
Man, where can I get my hands on some Kevin Theory?
Kevin Theory kicks ass man, I learned it then never had to study again.
Man, where can I get my hands on some Kevin Theory?
by Unworthy of Kevin November 28, 2006

The best Uncle there could possibly be. He is funny and bald. He always spoils his favorite niece. He is very sarcastic. And he likes to sit on his A$$ alot for fun (:
He is probably the specialist old man you'll ever meet.
He is probably the specialist old man you'll ever meet.
by Your favorite niece May 14, 2014
