Swifties

Swifties don't merely "like" Taylor Swift. They adore her. Swifties tend to be sweet, generous, introverted and very literate, just like their idol Taylor. Swifties tend to occupy Tumblr since that's where Taylor goes the most. They also live on Twitter and Instagram. You're super lucky if you know a Swiftie and you better befriend them right away.

Person 1: Anna seems like a Swiftie. She baked me cookies today.
Person 2: Yeah, she's totally a Swiftie. We should be her best friend. Everyone should be friends with Swifties.

by janmhorowi April 5, 2017

Switch off

Mostly relating to a show called "the vampire diaries". It basically means to be hurt so bad that you cant handle it anymore so you turn your feelings off and not caring about anything or anyones feelings. Not even your's.

"She / she left me so i turned the switch off"

by Siredtolonelyness March 25, 2017

Tom Swifty

When a girl spits on her hands and smack's the guys dick until it's red.

girl - "don't talk to me like that or i'll give you a tom swifty!

boy - "omg her tom swifty's definitely turn me on"

by tacosareyum October 23, 2011

Switch

When Skiing,snow bording or skating when You go the oposite way from your Natural way.

yo I did a massive switch 900 off of that cruck booter

I hit that rail switch

by Frostfireddd June 5, 2005

Light Switch

When you flick the female clitoras as if it were a light switch, in a light switch motion.

Larry: I totally Light Switched that girl last night, she loved it.
Dickbuttkiss: Yes you did.
Larry: Yes i did.

by DrNufario April 4, 2011

Swift Symmetry

Adj: A Ex post facto title for the period of time which passes between the initial meeting in a romantic relationship, and after the relationship has ended badly and the betrayer now finds themselves in the same situation as the one they had originally betrayed.

A+B=AB
AB+C=AC-B
AC+D=CD-A

During the period later to be described as swift symmetry, time has a feeling of moving painfully slow to the betrayed, but after the the greater picture has unraveled it's self, the same amount of time now seems to have flown by.

Many use it to describe the faster actions of Karma. What goes around comes back around.

"Did you hear the girl your ex left you for just did the same thing to him that he did to you? Kinda funny, it's gotta swift symmetry to the whole ordeal it i guess."

by Me2You February 28, 2011

BV switch

An obscure body modification practice, but growing in popularity and often performed by unlicensed surgeons in the backs of customized vans. The procedure involves the switching of the vaginal and anal canals inside the body while leaving the outside of the orifices intact and unmodified. After the surgery is complete and the patient is fully healed the girl will be able to poop out of her pussy and get impregnated through anal sex. Not to be confused with the BV flip.

person one-"her twat tasted so bad she musta had a BV flip, cause that slizz tasted just like shit"
person two "I think you are confusing a BV flip and a BV switch again"
person one-"sorry sir"
person two-"just dont let it happen again"

by Legodogel October 9, 2012