tongue-scoop the stink ditch

oral sex perfomed on a woman.

After she gave me a blumpy I had to tongue-scoop the stink ditch.

by Tiny Alice May 25, 2006

Memphis Pooper-Scoop

When one goes to hug a girl, and while in the midst of the hug one hand is casually slipped down the back of her pants and her anus region is touched. Works best on a girl with loose pants.

I totally caught Candie off guard when I Memphis Pooper-Scooped her halfway through our hug. She wanted more though!

by Nate6890 April 19, 2008

Assplosion Double Scoop

When you have Snoop Dogg fart in an ice cream cone, then immediately dropp a hint of parmesean cheese like it's hott. then get a double scoop of chocolate ice cream and rub on Morgan Freeman's Testicles, then put on the cone to make a super awesome delectable!!!

Brandon: Do u want anything to eat???

Me: Nah, I'm still madd full from that Assplosion Double Scoop... i jizzed in my pants... hard.

by Ben and Jerry April 10, 2010

Shoops

A combination of "shit" and "oops."

"I failed the test! Shoops!"

by Lankin247 February 11, 2009

Pooper Scooper

vb; the act of inserting four fingers into the female rectum, and the remaining thumb into the vaginal cavity moving the hand upward in a scooping motion.

yo that bitch was trippin' last night so i hit her with the pooper scooper and she chille.

by BMcDSquad December 22, 2008

Shoop

One shoop and one shoop only. If there were two, then it would be known as sheep. Animals that go Bahhh.

What is that New Zealander doing to that shoop?

by artisticimpulses September 26, 2007

Pooper Scooper

One who very often tends to belive rumors or trash talk about anybody or anything. Since the rumors are only spread by the people who 'talk shit', the beliver is refered to as the "Pooper Scooper" Get it??

P1: Hey, you wanna chill at M.J's House?!
P2: Hell NO, I herd he likes to rape little boys! I'm a little boy!
P1: Those are rumors! Quit bein such a Pooper Scooper!
Dam.. *Walks away

NOTE: No offense intended towards M.J!

by BiLinGuist August 30, 2009