Stand Job

The act of masturbating while standing up.

There was a period of time in my life where I could only jerk off while standing in front of a mirror. Thus I coined the term "stand job".

by K to tha G beotch June 28, 2021

Stand Sweats

If you ain't bangin, You ain't gaining.

Guy 1: After drinking this bang energy drink I can't stop sweating.

Guy 2: Sounds like you have a case of the Stand Sweats

by ROWMYBOATWHERE March 8, 2019

25 cent stand

When you fill someone’s mouth full of sliced lemons and sugar then fuck them in the mouth until you make lemonade

I turned that girl into a 25 cent stand

by Riadini June 30, 2021

Standing on the plank

Waiting for the worse of a situation but hoping for a different outcome.

I’ve been standing on the plank for days now, waiting for everything to fall apart but still hoping it won’t.

by Kewio (beatsbyjxz) April 23, 2025

Ter Standing

A German Goalkeeper of Goaldonator who stays still and watches the ball go inside the goal instead of actually trying to save it. He is just there for the vibes and auras. No serious intention of playing actual football. Other relatable names are Ter Static, Ter Statue, Ter Still, Ter Stable, Ter Stuck, Ter Steady, Ter Stapled

Did you watch the match where Ter Standing conceded 4 goals against Real Madrid?

by penaltree May 5, 2024

Lemonade stand

The act of using a penis as a supporting structure. Usually during sexual intercourse

Carla got pregnant when she sat on tom's Lemonade Stand.

by Mark Rocket May 25, 2017

won't stand for it

(Usually I): won't allow it (whatever that it may be, and however one defines whatever it is they won't allow).

boy a) I'll borrow money from your parents, Andrew, to play poker with some buddies.

Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on my parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. go get a better paying job.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012