Carolina squat 

The act of an individual who is intoxicated squats down in their neighbors front lawn and defecates

Angel got so drunk at her daughters birthday party yesterday she did a Carolina squat on Maffew's lawn

Carolina squat by Chemosabi October 25, 2022

Goblin Squat 

A sex position in which the man lies on his back and the woman squats on his dick facing him. The woman's heels must be in contact with the floor at all times. She then bounces her ass up and down on that cock like a dirty little migrant worker.

I'm sorry Greg, but I have to go into the Swedish forest to pick berries now

No please Agnieszka just give me the goblin squat one more time!

Goblin Squat by Cheezy D on the mic July 20, 2023

Seattle Squat 

When you are out for a romantic walk with your bitch and you have to take a shit. You stop on the street, pull down your pants, take a shit then smash your bitches face in it then make her lick you ass clean. Don't kiss her good night.

I was out for a walk and made the bitch do a Seattle Squat.

Seattle Squat by Tant Lover November 16, 2006

Carolina Squat 

When the front of a Truck/Suv is lifted higher than the rear. No purpose for towing, off-roading , etc. Your girlfriend likes it

That dude with the Carolina Squat just stole my girlfriend

Carolina Squat by BWA_RonnieJohnson June 30, 2016

cum squat 

a large spot of cum on one's blue ae tank.

a taquito dick dropping.

yo shayna what's on your shirt? oh that's just cum squat. no biggie......

cum squat by emmmmmmmm August 29, 2007

jar squater 

when a man sit on a glass sticks it in his butt and it breaks.he has to pick the glass out of his butt. what a dumbass

remember when when brady did the jar squater i heard theres still some glass in his ass.brady is a guy who lives on top of save easy.

jar squater by mr.buttcheeks March 13, 2009

Squat Job 

Sexual Act:

The woman is on top of the Man. The man is aroused but not as far along as the female, male, counter part. The partner and presumptuously the one on top, begins to touch genitals. He or she, she or he, then begins to oscillate and sway while, warmth and wetness travel to the other.

Images:

Hot dog sliding in and out of a bun.

Vacuuming, with a hose attachment, a baseball bat.

1: Dude, last night I was so horny man, and she made my day!

2: Dude, Blow job? Just a handie?

1: Better, the squat job, man..

2: Squat Job??

1: Yeah, she's on top and she rocks her hips with her lips spread wide on your cock. Like fucking a taco, that's hardshell!

1: Ftwtf, that's awesome!

Squat Job by krho November 11, 2009