Sponge faggot

When a guy gets fucked in the ass so hard by another gut he has to stick a sponge up his ass to soak up the blood

After I fuck I'm a sponge faggot

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Clunge Sponge

A cute dog, baby or absolute LAD who attracts females like they're going out of fashion.

Have you seen Dave's new puppy? Absolute clunge sponge!

by Colonel Fenton Summerville September 3, 2014

spongebob sqare nuts

When u have to make a joke in stem class or when your as bored as hell

Hey dude guess what is funnier than 69 spongebob sqare nuts

by Sir vbwd February 6, 2018

spongebob

a really smart kid that looks like a fictional character.

haha you look like spongebob. (meaning your smart :)

by bob to the sponge October 10, 2008

Spongebob

The thick mixture of jizz and period blood.

Dude 1: Aw man, yesterday was terrible.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: I went home to a spongebob on my living room floor.
Dude 2: Aw man that sucks.

by FISHizzle October 6, 2012

sponge

1.) An idiot. Someone who takes in information but ends up losing it all and never using it.

2.) A douchebag/creeper who goes after little girls

3.) CK

Me : "I feel like getting italian food"
Caitlin : "Yeah let's get chinese food!"
Me : "Caitlin you are such a sponge..."

by warnow September 24, 2007

Sponge Penis

An act in which a male pokes many deep holes all over his penis so that when he urinates or ejaculates the fluid comes out of multiple orifices

"Ben was getting tired of havig just one urethra, so he took a butterfly knife and poked many holes into his penis and now he has a sponge penis."

by cuddybowboy36 April 12, 2010