Spider Crotch

When a semi-"excited" male person's crotch looks like a curled up dead spider.

Janice: "Did you see Jerome's spider crotch today?!"
John: "What on earth is a spider crotch"
Janice *makes a fist* "His crotch looked like a dead spider!"

by Jeanathan March 20, 2008

Spider

Okay, I can see why people hate black widows...But tarantulas? I mean, yeah, they'll give you a rash if you hold them wrong, but still...

Afraid of a nonpoisonous creature only half an inch long? Okay, that's just sad.

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

spider man

A naked prank. To preform this prank: 1. get naked; 2. find a commonly used door that is closed; 3. get on the side of the door so it opens away from you; 4. do a hand stand with your feet up agains the door jam with you facing towards it; 5. wait for a person to come through the door; 6. they get a face full of banus!!!!

wow that guy has done the spider man like 4 times and he doesn't even know anyone here. How admirable!!!!

by Sugar Jones May 13, 2005

"Skids Witter" collection

all of the furniture upholstery and linens in one's home having skid marks left by one's dog, cat, or other pet. Based upon my personal experiences with my dog, "Bruce" Witter.

"Hey, before you sit on my sofa, would you like to check out the "Skids Witter" collection?"

by BWitter February 15, 2005

ROK SPIDER

Gross and abhorrent sexual proclivities. Weaves a disgusting web of misery and despair around young kids. Often prey on their own young causing the innocent child to die slowly on the inside while the spider himself becomes more and more powerful.... that is until the child tells someone. They are inhuman, godless, weak and pathetic examples of the dark side. Dangerous insects that should be eradicated.

Wayne... a 54yo rok spider who has finally become tangled in his own putrid web when his daughter found the strength to report him. HERE'S TO THE ROK SPIDERS NEW LIFE ON THE INSIDE...BEHIND BARS & SOMEONE'S BITCH. SUFFER AS THE CHILDREN SUFFERED.

by ACSA SURVIVOR October 9, 2007

your spider is not correct

your completley off topic

friend1: man did you see that movie with neil patrick harris
friend2:yeah i saw starship troopers
friend1: no your spider is not correct i was talking bout harold and kumar

by threex October 10, 2008

Winona Spider

What Winona Ryder would be if she was an arachnid.

Spider.

"Watch out, Bronson, there's a Winona Spider in your hair!"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009