Half your age plus 5 is the mathematical equation that NFL QB's use to determine the creepiness of a dating relationship.
Take this example for the Sanchez Rule:
Person A: Is 24 years old.
Person B: is 17 years old.
24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.
Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.
Person A: Is 24 years old.
Person B: is 17 years old.
24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.
Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.
by go_to_division February 28, 2011
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Dude, Bertrand has been such a sanctibronious prick ever since he became the Vineyard Vines campus rep.
by ABCogIII May 11, 2011
Get the Sanctibronious mug.a) a supreme legal counsil, which deals with local legal, judicial and executive matters, in today's extant tribal societies in the non-Western world.
b) a group of elders, or regular elderly people, in a social gathering.
c) a conference of people in the same vocational field.
b) a group of elders, or regular elderly people, in a social gathering.
c) a conference of people in the same vocational field.
boy a) have you heard of the Mumba-yumba tribe, it's somewhere in Africa, if i am not mistaken. Would you know if they have a Sanchedrin, as in a legal counsil.
boy b) sorry dude, you are barking up the wrong tree. I am a history, not an anthropology, major, so therefore your question is not my whiskey. but what I can tell you however, is that this summer my grandparents are going to a Latin Sanchedrin.
boy a) you mean your comouter-illityerates are going to a summer camp for the elderly, where all they do is speak Latin to each other?
boy b) yes, lol. just about. And here is more cattle fodder. My dad and uncle are also holding a chemistry and biochemistry Sanchedrin at Baskerville Hall, my late paternal grandparents' country estate.
boy a) wow.
boy b) sorry dude, you are barking up the wrong tree. I am a history, not an anthropology, major, so therefore your question is not my whiskey. but what I can tell you however, is that this summer my grandparents are going to a Latin Sanchedrin.
boy a) you mean your comouter-illityerates are going to a summer camp for the elderly, where all they do is speak Latin to each other?
boy b) yes, lol. just about. And here is more cattle fodder. My dad and uncle are also holding a chemistry and biochemistry Sanchedrin at Baskerville Hall, my late paternal grandparents' country estate.
boy a) wow.
by Sexydimma April 28, 2012
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A state of mind in which a person believes he has been sanctified in his beliefs but, doesn't really believe it is the truth.
The feeling of being blessed but, at the same time knowing that your really wrong.
A blend of Sanctimony and Sanctify and Hypocrisy.
sanc·i·mo·ny (sngkt-mn)
n.
Feigned piety or righteousness; hypocritical devoutness or high-mindedness.
sanc·ti·fy (sngkt-f)
tr.v. sanc·ti·fied, sanc·ti·fy·ing, sanc·ti·fies
1. To set apart for sacred use; consecrate.
2. To make holy; purify.
3. To give religious sanction to, as with an oath or vow: sanctify a marriage.
4. To give social or moral sanction to.
5. To make productive of holiness or spiritual blessing.
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hy·poc·ri·sy (h-pkr-s)
n. pl. hy·poc·ri·sies
1. The practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness.
2. An act or instance of such falseness.
A state of mind in which a person believes he has been sanctified in his beliefs but, doesn't really believe it is the truth.
The feeling of being blessed but, at the same time knowing that your really wrong.
A blend of Sanctimony and Sanctify and Hypocrisy.
sanc·i·mo·ny (sngkt-mn)
n.
Feigned piety or righteousness; hypocritical devoutness or high-mindedness.
sanc·ti·fy (sngkt-f)
tr.v. sanc·ti·fied, sanc·ti·fy·ing, sanc·ti·fies
1. To set apart for sacred use; consecrate.
2. To make holy; purify.
3. To give religious sanction to, as with an oath or vow: sanctify a marriage.
4. To give social or moral sanction to.
5. To make productive of holiness or spiritual blessing.
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hy·poc·ri·sy (h-pkr-s)
n. pl. hy·poc·ri·sies
1. The practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness.
2. An act or instance of such falseness.
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