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Spaghetti Noodle

What Italians use to describe the male genitalia, aka dick/penis.
Luigi: Hey Mario, did you ever wonder where a baby comes from?
Mario: Well, you see, Luigi, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama-mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
Luigi: What does any of that have to do with babies? Mario, I don't understand!
Mario: That's because you're a 'dog', Luigi.
by FB3Network January 10, 2025
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Spaghetti And Yogurt

Noun, Slur

An insult to chefs and kitchens worldwide. Considered to be one of the worst dishes throughout the food industry. Made by combining spaghetti, and vanilla yogurt. Do not consume under any circumstances.

Recommended actions when encountering a Spaghetti And Yogurt enjoyer:
•Murder
•Torture
•Assimilation
Gose: I love Spaghetti And Yogurt, it is fine dining!
Nikki: *fricking kills gose* sigma sigma 🗿
by WhimsyKu January 21, 2025
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Spaghetti method

putting nut/period blood in someones Spaghetti to make them want you
Greta stated “ I got my man for life because I did the spaghetti method”
by Plugged January 21, 2025
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Spaghetti Johnson

The celebrity and meme, Spaghetti Johnson, known for his meme-ability and the fact he looks like Mathew Lillard as Shaggy from the Live Acton Scooby Doo. His catch phrase is "Spaghetti!", his favorite food is Bush's Beans, and his favorite show is Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius.
Wow Spaghetti Johnson is so cool, I cant believe you dont know who he is!
by Corey Adobeson February 2, 2025
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Spaghetti O

A spineless, slimy individual who lacks integrity and structure, much like the soft, processed pasta rings floating aimlessly in canned sauce. Known for bending under pressure, switching sides when convenient, and leaving a trail of mess and betrayal wherever they go. A cheap imitation of something real.
“Ain’t no way I’m trusting that dude—he’s a straight Spaghetti O, flipping sides, snaking his own people, and leaving a mess everywhere he goes.”
by UnseenMaster64 February 5, 2025
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spaghetti bowl

•: (Adjective or Noun) not
spending shit, choosin ya homeboy over fine shit, No MOTION, gotta wait to Friday ass nigga, I only got cash ass nigga,
all of the above with ya broke ass... 🍝
"Girl you need to leave that spaghetti bowl ass nigga" 😂😂😂🍝
by lildurksbestie February 11, 2025
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Spaghettus

Is our lord and saviour who never disrespects you.
Brush your teeth or you disrespect spaghettus.
by SpaghettusDaGoat February 22, 2025
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