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The Stinky Spider

The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight fingers on the scrotum.

Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.
John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.
by Stinky Varys May 1, 2021
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The shitsy bitchsy spider

/The shitsy bitchsy spider climbed up the water spout/
/She should have fucking known that the water would come out/
/Down came the rain and the dumbass got all wet/
/‘Cause the shitsy bitchsy spider is a fucking idiot/
by J\ July 10, 2023
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Ace of Spades

Ace of Spades: Transgender/nonbinary femme who has had sex with black men.

Part of the family of suit cards that denotes having had sex with black men. The others are defined as such:
Jack of Spades: White man (or sissy) who has had sex with black men.
Queen of Spades: White woman who has had sex with black men.
King of Spades: Only black men can be king.
Tasha felt exhilarated as she left the tattoo studio, matching Ace of Spades tattoos on her lower back and ankle. Now everyone would know her secret.
by unwh0rruptable June 2, 2023
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spider

An insect that has a lot of legs and eyes. Sometimes fur. Can be poison. Come in all different sizes and colors but are usually brown or black. Makes females scream.
I hate spiders they just crawl all over the place they crawl down my wires, crawl down my plugs, crawel down my wall and I had to go kill it with a book.
by 1069 May 23, 2006
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spade

the symbol of bros
a sure sign that someone is a bro is if they rep a spade, wear long socks, rock srh, wear baggy dickies, wear spys sunglasses, listen to kottonmouth kings, obsessed with southern california {ie so cal 909}, drive black pick-up trucks, and say DGAF
Chris: why the fuck is nick obsessed with the spade?
Kyle: cuz that fools a bro
by plo4life January 31, 2008
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Spider-Man that ho

When you cum onto your hand and flick it in your partner's face.
When I Spider-Man that ho, she kicked me in the stomach and had me arrested for assault.
by J. Bradley May 8, 2008
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Spider Rape

Spider Rape is when a spider, is harrasing a human in a chain of acts. Mostly the female side of the human body?

Spider Rape is very common on islands like Austrailia, Denmark, Japan, Liechstenstein and some others.
The act spider rape occurs because of the following:
A: A spider is has ben set loose by a crazy maniac.
B: A spider has been killed. (Wich leads to a vendetta performed by fanatics in spider costumes)
C: Microsoft sells a computer.
1. Spider rape is bad! "Arnold from California"
2. MARYYY, get mah gun! There are spiders doing spider rape on the corn field!
3. Spiderman, nuff said. Kirsten is being raped.
by BobProductions September 28, 2008
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