Denton shuttlecock

When you get done sucking dick in the bathroom, you come out. Sweat drips off your nose into your shot, but you take it anyway.

Yesterday was amazing until my boyfriend asked for a denton shuttlecock.

by Mc gingivitis June 5, 2022

Love Shuttle

The point in one’s life when they experience feelings for someone. The shuttle doesn’t stop until you’ve confessed your feelings to the one you love.

Ever since i’ve first laid eyes on her, the love shuttle has kept on going.

by skatman465 August 14, 2022

Jacob shatter

The name/act of a reinhardt player missing his earth shatter, either by hitting a wall, barrier or no one.

Bro I was playing Overwatch with Adam last night and he total threw the match with his Jacob Shatter

by ChildSafety September 15, 2022

Ollie shuttlewood

Woman beater lives of fingering grace ryland and is 6”0 and 7 stone has a decent wood

Ollie shuttlewoods dad drives a dinger

by Clara branch September 16, 2022

Solo shatter

When a Reinhardt uses his ability (earth shatter) to kill one person

I’m gonna solo shatter this mercy

by vzairu July 20, 2023

The Seattle Polycule

A joke originating from a Clickhole article, The Seattle Polycule is exactly what it says it is--a vague, unfathomably large polycule that apparently contains all the polygamous people in Seattle, Washington. Usually comes up either in context of surprisingly involved polygamous relationships, or Seattle.

"28 people? That's like... 0.5% of the Seattle Polycule!"

"Hey man, I left something over at the Lotte Hotel in Washington, got any advice?"
"Yeah, just ask The Seattle Polycule. They'll get on it quickly."

by Camwood October 22, 2023

A Shuttleworth

A Shuttleworth originates from (Chris Shuttleworth) See definition. Its when one takes amazingly Loooong shits that are able to penetrate reinforced concrete walls under 6" thick and able to circulate upward through 3 story buildings. Close proximity to someone taking a Shuttleworth has been known to cause the following symptoms:

PTSD
bloody or cloudy urine
double vision
bloody stool
difficult, burning, or painful urination
fast, pounding, or irregular heartbeat or pulse
headache
joint pain
loss of appetite
runny nose
Spotaneous regret of going to work that day
sore throat
trouble sleeping
vomiting
wandering aimlessly in a perfect circle with your arms crossed rocking back and forth
Blistering, peeling, or loosening of the skin
chest pain, discomfort, or tightness
confusion
difficulty breathing
difficulty with swallowing
dizziness
More double vision
inability to move the arms, legs, or facial muscles
inability to speak rationally (Jibberish)
itching, skin rash
muscle cramps or stiffness
muscle spasm or jerking of the arms and legs
seeing, hearing, or feeling things that are not there
seizures
sores, ulcers, or white spots in the mouth or on the lips
sudden loss of consciousness (Coma)
swelling of the feet or lower legs
uncontrolled repeated movements (tics)
uncontrolled vocal outbursts laced with profanity
unusual tiredness or weakness usually followed by coma

and in 1 case DEATH, that has been deemed "Natural Causes"

Excuse me guys, i need to go take A Shuttleworth!

by Crooklyn Bully January 26, 2024