Retarded squirrel

It’s a retarded squirrel be careful may have rabies.

This squirrel is so retarded it is a retarded squirrel

Retarded squirrel by The retarded guy episode 4 April 14, 2023

Trailer Park Squirrel 

She is the swamp donkey's sister. Nasty, ugly, smelly, and dirty. But unlike the swamp donkey, this rodent is usually drugged up out of her mind and 100 lbs soaking wet .Usually blonde, some kind of acne, or face scaring. There seems to be a higher I.Q. in the swamp donkey due to methamphetamines and freon usage among squirrels. But the breeding habitats are usually the same . Full on Rape that you really don't want but might just get anyway when you've been drinking.

#1 : Don't forget your lightning bolts tonight Zeus, them trailer park squirrels are out thicker than Hades.
#2 : skater A : It happened again bro.

skater B : You mean "IT"

skater A : Yup , had to go to the clinic when i woke up with a trailor park squirrel attached to my leg.

skater B: Don't know whats worse getting squirreled or the Clap

Trailer Park Squirrel by Dangerous360 March 31, 2015

Doug the squirrel

A person named Doug who is obsessed with nuts whether they are on a person or not.

Doug the squirrel loves his nuts a lot.

Doug the squirrel by FearofLightning May 22, 2016

Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; a phrase to say if someone uses a phrase in the wrong context

That was the wrong antique squirrel.

Wrong antique squirrel by Skully X_X June 12, 2018

krish the squirrel 

A fast and annoyig squirrel that takes all the acorns from your tree

Man! I got a krish the squirrel stealing from my trees!

krish the squirrel by BigBread4 August 1, 2018

krish the squirrel 

A singaporian mythical beast that symbolizes gayness and transgenderism. They say it is still alive, posing as a normal human, but who knows how long it is until it is unleashed to wreak havoc on all straights. Making Krish the Squirrel mad will result in a brutal death, including internal bleeding, rotting brain, and heart failure. Unless you’re gay, of course.

You heard of krish the squirrel?
Yeah he killed my wife, he still gives me nightmares

krish the squirrel by ScrewYouRichard August 1, 2018

I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off 

A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"

Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker

"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"

I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off by nutindabutt27 September 17, 2019