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Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.
Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)
by Flogendorf July 24, 2012
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Slam Scale

1. Slam Scale; noun - a mathematical equation used to determine the number of sexual partners based on real-life variables, i.e. years spent single and sexually active. Scale serves to determine true “sluttiness” of a person by basing their overall accrual in real time, also known as single years.

2. The slam scale mathematically determines “sluttiness” by leveling out the playing field in terms of time and sexual partners. If little Gracie has had sex with 24 men over the course of 12 single years then her slam scale number is only 2, whereas little Jessica may have only slept with 15 men but it was over the course of 3 single years, giving her a slam scale number of 5 and deeming her the bigger slut.

To Calculate your slam scale:
Subtract the number of years spent in monogamous relationships from the number of years you have been sexually active. That will give you your single years number. Then divide your number of sexual partners by your number of single years to get your slam scale number.

3.
sexy years – monogamous years = single years
sex partners / single years = # on the slam scale
Example:

If Little Chelsea is 31 and lost her virginity when she was 16 then she has been sexually active for 15 years. She spent 8 of those years in relationships giving her 7 single years. Little Chelsea has slept with 28 people so… her slam scale number is 4.
by Dr. Wag October 6, 2012
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Slamry

a pimped out, bossy toyota camry with leather interior, a bitchin stereo, and a stick shift. has the ability for a guy to get his slam on
I can't believe you just pumped that chick in your slamry
by slambino December 19, 2012
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Slapologize

To apologize in a manner that only succeeds in adding to the original offence. (related: slapology, slapologetic, etc.)
Ben: Sorry I slept with your wife, Bill, but hell I'm not the only one...
Bill: No need to slapologize!

Dude 1: You owe me an apology.
Dude 2: Man I'm sorry I slashed your tyres, but let's face it you were being a total asshole.
Dude 1: That's more of a slapology.
by PearlFly January 28, 2013
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Slappy Cup Death Round

Slappy Cup Death Round is an intense round of the drinking game Slappy Cup. Find an ally, replace the typically plastic cups with glassware, and get to slapping.

Tips: Wear closed toes shoes, don't expect any of the glassware to survive the round, and seek out a homeless person in the ally to record because as you can imagine, death rounds are epic. Be kind, pick up the pieces.

Official Slappy Cup Rules here.
When Ashley slapped the shit out of Sara's cup and it shattered all over the ally everyone screamed, "SLAPPY CUP DEATH ROUND"
by YOLO 90 March 11, 2013
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slathering the fish

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts
In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying
by Dolbarado April 12, 2013
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Slap-back Booty

The type of ass that when you slap it, the jiggles make it feel like the ass slaps your hand back
Yo, Sydney got an ass though.
Yeah, I heard she got that Slap-back Booty.
Hell yeah, my hands still stingin from it bro.
by Trojanman Murphy October 2, 2013
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