Rub D.N. Boot Polish

Rub D.N. is premier boot polish used by only the most elite soldiers around the world.

Sergeant: Are your shoes scuffed, solider? Are you looking for Rub D.N. Boot Polish? Well why don’t you Rub DEEEZ NUTTZZZ!

by The D.N. Expert February 23, 2023

rub-a-dub dump

When you jerk off while taking a dump.

Jay stopped playing GTA to take a rub-a-dub dump

by JackNero December 13, 2017

built-in back-rub reimbursement

AKA "boobies", particularly if they're C-cup or larger. As we all know, a guy will grant 'most any ordinary request from a buxom gal while she's nestling her ample chest-pillows against him (especially if it's direct skin-to-skin contact), and so as long as she lovingly clasps him in her arms and "supplies" him with her soft warm comforting ta-tas pressed firmly against his chest as "payment" for his efforts, he'll keep massaging her back.

I sometimes get totally achy arms from giving Tiffany a three-quarter-hour-long back-rub, but how can I stop when she is continuously "recompensing" me for my services with her built-in back-rub reimbursement???

by QuacksO August 28, 2017

Horse Rub

Rubbing a horse

"I'm gonna give his penis a horse rub"

by PenisRubber27 January 19, 2021

rubbing pancake

The rubbing pancake is the pancake on the top of the stack which holds the desirable butter slab. this pancake is rubbed against the rest of the stack in order to spread the butter.

“Hey where’d the rubbing pancake go”
“In my stomach”

by Aeirq185 August 8, 2023

Chub Rub No.2

When you shit in your hand and manually stimulate someone's (or your own) member

"Hey do you wanna get Taco Bell and come back to my place? I'll give you a Chub Rub No.2. "

by Tjmb553 May 19, 2023

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021