Rosalinda

She is a cute, funny, kind hearted person I ever met. You fall in love with her because of her personality and humor. She will be your best friend and some kids in your classes will fall in love with her.

Best friend: hey Rosalinda what are u guys talking about?
Rosalinda: This is a A and B conversation so C you later.
Best friend: .....
Rosalinda: Just kidding about my crush
Best friend: *laughs* ok

Boy: Hey what's that cute girl over there?
Boys' best friend: That's Rosalinda and my girlfriend.
Boy: ......
Boys' best friend: I'm playing that's my girl best friend.
Boy: BOY DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!
and can you ask her out for me???
*Two minutes later*
Boys' best friend: Well she said yes

Boy: YESSSSS!!!!

by .Crush.of.her. May 15, 2018

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Fortnite Battle Royale

A cancerous game that has turned children into failed abortions.

Child 1: Yo wassup 1v1 me on Fortnite Battle Royale scrub
Child 2: Fuck off you fat shit and go back to sucking your thumbsticks.

by GetGUDNub January 24, 2020

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christiano ronaldo sewy

me:whats your favorite soccer team?
speed:christiano ronaldo sewy

by bexzerker May 25, 2022

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Ronald McDonald

Commonly mistaken with the Hamburgler yet way more epic, the Ronald McDonald is when one recieves a blowjob from a girl without hooking up with her anytime before this encounter or even at all that night. A Ronald McDonald is often used when the girl is much too fugly to ever touch back.

Though Melissa resembled that of Rocky Dennis, Dan still received a Ronald McDonald knowing that he would not have to touch her and no one would find out.

by Rahdagh August 9, 2009

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