Cock Mongoling Queef Burger 

Noun; An insult. Usually just a random insult, unless they do infact destroy penis and queef very often. Usually used towards females, but can be used towards a male if chosen to.

Person 1: "Aww man that girl's a wicked bitch!"

Person 2: "She's a cock mongoling queef burger!"

Cock Mongoling Queef Burger by TheSavageSquid June 1, 2010

sand queef 

When a girl rolls around in the sand, then queefs, the sound has a gritty quality to it.

After receiving an anal pounding on the beach, Veronica let out a quite impressive sand queef

sand queef by crb619 April 2, 2003

Artistic Queef Splatter 

When a girl queefs and various colors land on a sheet of paper held by her man, creating a beautiful abstract painting that is sold to various museums throughout lower India, usually purchased by tourists from China, to be hung on their sitting room wall, and taken out every 7 months to bask in its queefy glory.

Mark: Lisa created the most amazing Artisic Queef Splatter last night. We sold it for 70 yen and 56 eggs.

Artistic Queef Splatter

Artistic Queef Splatter by Kahlia Zahin Queef Sloth IV July 1, 2008

Smelly Queef Trumpet 

a deragatory term for a woman's private region, and/or a woman herself, whose vagina (1) smells of moldy fish and (2) queefs so much that a group of said vaginas could replace the trumpet section of a standard orchestra.

ex girlfriends, girls from your friends one-night stand hook-up stories, girls from stories from kids you really don't consider your friends and you know are just making up stories that they hook up with girls when in real life they are probably still virgins.

*Note: Juno and Lindsay Lohan (before her crack stage) are IN NO WAY Smelly Queef Trumpets.

Smelly Queef Trumpet by Myles aka "Fort Knox" May 9, 2008

Georgia O'Queef 

A girl who is so loose that everytime a penis or phallic object enters her vagina she rips a queef; hence the name; Georgia O'Queef.

George: Jenna is so hot...

Drew: Don't bang her though, she's a real Georgia O'Queef.

Georgia O'Queef by that.boy.is.a.monster February 25, 2010

Man queef 

When yo dick fart bruh

Bruh did yo ass man queef while you fucked my ass

Man queef by Yuungjforever April 20, 2020

Bloody Queef Mist 

When a girl is having her period, and she lets out a queef and it sprays a bloody mist in her pants.

Travis: DUDE!! Brooke just shit her pants!

Harlan: No dude, thats bloody queef mist all over her pants, son.

Bloody Queef Mist by Beau Harris February 15, 2007