Over the Pants Squeeze Tease

An accidental dick-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. This usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a 'tease' rather than a full squeeze job. Bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the penis.

When I was at the ice skating rink last week, I gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which I bruised my tailbone on the ice.

by puglover90 December 9, 2014

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Take the plants to the curb

To go sell weed or drugs

I have to take the plants to the curb so i can pay the bills

by SwagMafia July 15, 2016

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take it in the pants

When you need to crap so bad that you know your not going to make it to the bathroom. So you just decide to "take it in the pants"

"Lordy, the bathroom is closed. I quess I will just have to take it in the pants ".

by Captain Breed April 12, 2017

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over the pants disco party

When you get a girl off by frantically rubbing her clitoris on the outside of her pants.

I totally creamed my pants last night at the movie theater when my boyfriend gave me an over the pants disco party.

by Tittsmcgee November 1, 2017

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Finger Friendly Pants

Pants that are worn by a lady when watching a particularly masculine event, that are condusive to some discreet pleasuring in the crotch region. Aka a little finger tap dancing

While watching her boyfriend's dad mow the lawn, she was glad she was wearing her finger friendly pants

by ufuxstepsiblings April 4, 2022

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