pisser

A night on the town getting drunk with your friends. Used frequently by NE English types. So named for the obscene amount of urine created by drinking 18-24 pints of Stella over the span of an evening.

"I went out on a pisser last night. I cound't even find my britches this morning."

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 8, 2006

Passed Wind

To fart

Kid-Eww margaret farted
Parent-Hey you mean she passed wind.
Kid-Yeah well she passed wind and she passed a fart too!

by troubledemon March 28, 2010

pissed as balls

State of being abnormally or excessivally angry; Furious; Irate

That guy just shit on my windshield, I am pissed as balls!

by Ichabelle March 13, 2007

pissedified

justification of ones actions while under the influence of alcohol

dave actions were pissedified, he would of never grabbed tits mcgee's new boobs had he not had that last jager bomb

by rivo May 9, 2008

pesse

Pesse; that is, a person who suffers from pedophilia. The opposite of teleiophilia. An adult who is attracted to children that have not yet hit puberty also known as a child molester. The act of enjoying or being sexually involved with persons under the legal age (and especially the ones under the age of 7) Basically a sicko who pleasures in having degrading thoughts, and or engaging in illegal sex with little children.

I heard that our neighbor who just got out of prison is a pesse.

by rissa raquel August 11, 2008

bash pissers

verb
to bump uglies, screw, fuck, make love, have sex

Hey slut you look hot in that shirt... wanna bash pissers?

by Lj13 October 10, 2007

Swedish sex farting bed pisser

the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.

Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"

by Lauren Berd August 22, 2011