Puff Puff Cum

When a guy smokes weed while a girl gives him head!

Oh, dude my chick is awesome she does Puff Puff Cum all the time, it feels amazing.

by BabyDoll1228 August 28, 2010

Jesus Puff

When you get crusified while giving head to a priest.

"What happened to Mike the other day?"
"He got a Jesus Puff from father Mathews"

by Garry Coleman May 13, 2005

puff

slang for poof

shut it ya puff
david reid

by wazz February 13, 2003

puff pie

A chick that doesnt fucking shave her pussy

I wont fuck a puff pie

by NKAIRTCTIISESE September 26, 2004

muff puff

the lady who drinks from the hairy cup of love.

"i know this girl who is proper lez, she is a real MUFF PUFF

by andy rad January 19, 2006

puffer

A state of engorgement of the penis between completely flaccid and fully erect. Often observed just after sex, during moderate sexual stimulation or just after waking up (as opposed to a full-on morning missile).

Shit, Billy-Bob, I got me a serious puffer lookin' at Daisy Duke's ass. I'm about one minute away from a complete woody.

C'mon, honey, just gimme a couple licks on this puffer and I'll fuck you back into the stone age before breakfast!

by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005

phuff

Describing one of several ways to blow air from your mouth or nose. Primarily associated with a short soft breath of air on to some surface such as someones neck, a cup of coffee or just into the ether.

Stop phuffing my coffee.
It feels nice when you phuff my neck.
I phuffed him a kiss.

by P_i_n_k August 26, 2006