Sticky Pinäta

20 or more bottles of shaving cream discharged into the anus.

Brooke gave james a sticky pinäta as a homecoming gift.

by BFdrw October 2, 2015

boob pilot

One who possesses the ability to navigate any conversation toward or directly to the topic of boobs, also known as "parcels of sunshine" (c)2015. Ideally it's accomplished in 3 steps or less.

Especially appreciated during any conversation involving a man. Female boob pilots are basically unicorns.

For example: "my grandfather was a fighter pilot." "my grandfather was in an ad in playboy." "Did you know playboy dropped nudity? I immediately cancelled my subscription." "I did know. But I have my own boobs. And I touch them a lot. So i don't mind." This is a boob pilot.

by Nonamejane January 11, 2016

Mouth Piñata

When a man, or woman, stuff their mouth with semen or other tasty treats, and others take turn using their penis to smack the "treats" out the persons mouth for all to enjoy.

We got so drunk last night we ended up playing Mouth Piñata until a huge rod busted open their mouth to release all the goodies inside.

by Chubby Pickle October 6, 2016

Chipmunk Pinocchio

During a blowjob, she puts both of your nuts in her mouth and looks up at you with the base of your dick at her nose

Every time she blows me she'll tell me my dick is small and when I look down all I see is Chipmunk Pinocchio

by LivinlikelLarry January 6, 2017

herpes pilot

A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.

1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.

2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.

by UnitedBusDriver January 23, 2017

paddle pilot

A video game player that only plays on game consoles such as Nintendo, PlayStation, Xbox. They are typically considered a lower caste of game players who know little about anything other than the games they play. All consoles have controllers that resemble some shape of paddle

"Hey did you ask James how much framerate his game rig needs to run the new Call of Duty? " "Naw, he's just a paddle pilot, and wouldn't understand"

by Oregonian_Son August 31, 2017

Sunshine Pilot

A pilot who has not yet attained an Instrument Rating - the qualification required to fly in instrument meteorological conditions, such as through clouds or in thick fog.

"I was hoping to take the Cirrus for a spin today but it's thick as mud out there!"

"Sucks to be a sunshine pilot."

by herniasauce December 1, 2017