peanut the turtle 

very famous! doesn't love turtle food loves lettuce nd cabbage, have a cousin named bubbles(cat) nd a sister named midoriya(hamster) and a god sister named Willow(Guinea pig) and a god brother named oliver (cat), very energetic, loves sleeping on a humans lap, will dip on yo ass if u aint lookin, loves jumpin from high places, not a snappin turtle

"peanut the turtle is cooler then your family"

peanut the turtle by zadetheknicker April 13, 2022

Peanut Butter and Jelly 

When you shit so hard blood starts coming out of your ass.

Guy: Dude, last night I shit so hard I made a Peanut Butter and Jelly!

Guy: That's fucking disgusting.

Peanut Butter and Jelly by packtober April 14, 2022

Peanut butter Butthole 

If you smear Peanut butter in that crevous of yours..boy you gotta stop. Ryans are usually the smearers and just love to put that nutter right in the butter.

Ryan did Peanut Butter Butthole again....

Peanut butter Butthole by thebutterking April 19, 2022

peanut butt 

peanut butter without the "er"

"Ew, your peanut butt is moldy"

peanut butt by tangysjuice April 23, 2022

peanut labs 

another way to say 50/50

there is a 50percent chance you won't get cint in the next peanut labs survey

peanut labs by GOPNIKBLYAT April 25, 2022

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich 

Putting peanut butter on somebody's nipples and jelly and the other pair of nipples and hugging

During sex if your kind and kinky the you will want to peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich by SteveHarvey stan account April 26, 2022

peanut butter 

Using a man’s cum to make butter and sprinkling peanuts on the top

“Hey how did you make that peanut butter?”
“i came”

peanut butter by peadough April 27, 2022