to kill a panda

to take a dump

"I'm going to kill a panda", Bogdan said, and went to the restroom.

by Roachwriter March 19, 2015

Panda

Also known as Eric.

"Hey, go call Panda and Charlie. I want to ask them something"

"Hey, did you call Panda yet?"

by :DDDDDDDDDD March 11, 2010

Te-Panda

a strangely intriguing object or creature you happen upon in somebody's garbage

Yo, this here TE-PANDA is quite a find!

by Waalaa July 29, 2008

panda

the act of a women licking a males asshole while he masturbates.

Man your girl really gave me good panda last night.

by hekatar August 2, 2010

the panda theory

the panda theory states that pandas are often associated with ppl who are emo. first formulated by dr. pandorian in 1421.

"dude what's a panda doing on your front lawn?"

"..."

"oh shoot! you're a closet emo!"

"where'd you get that from?!"

"the panda theory mah man..think about it"

by panda-man June 13, 2006

panda

one who panders to other people and/or their interests

wow i don't really like singer-songwriters, but i have mad boners for this kid who does, so i downloaded a load of music by ryan adams and cameron mcgill and rhett miller. i'm such a panda.

by ana b. April 22, 2006

inverted panda

1) a fabled mind boggling sexual position 2) page 143 of the karma sutra.

fuck your rusty trombones and texas chili bowls, i have mastered the inverted panda.

by Dark_side December 7, 2005