Paki Patakha

A shameless, fruity Southall lad of Pakistani descent who mixes Urdu-laced filth with extreme sexual depravity, flexing in dad’s BMW M3, devouring Peshwari naan, sipping Afghani tea, and whispering cousin marriage fantasies. Peak energy hits Jummah/Friday, turning halal restaurants and takeaway joints into filthy playgrounds of horny chaos. Known for disgusting sexual antics, greasy hookups, and hands that wander everywhere.

Bruv, Imran was sprawled on the BMW after Jummah, pants down, Peshwari naan crumbs in his crack, whispering about his rishtedar… full Paki Patakha energy.

by HorseCoq August 25, 2025

Pakistani jailbreak

When you eat a bad curry from a Pakistani restaurant and can't make it to the shitter in time

The other day I had a Pakistani jailbreak on my way to work, it ruined my underwear from the smell

by Big dog junior October 28, 2025

rectal palpitater

Someone who enjoys sticking their arm in someones or somethings ass.

Those rednecks sure do enjoy thier rectal palpitating.

That girl in that porn is a rectal palpitater.

by Cheese Master February 15, 2005

bull paki

A large male Pakistani with enormous balls and horns on his head.

Salima went looking for love, and found it with Ahmed, a very well endowed bull paki.

by scodder April 4, 2010

queso papí

A Mexican pimp. The equivalent of a sugar daddy.

Have you met Devan? He is such a queso papí!

by quesopapí101 November 17, 2015

kush papi

Other words could be kush daddy but basically means provider of weed

When Jake got to the party lily screamed "the kush papi has arrived"

by Pulling an American November 16, 2016

cinnamon papi

pure greatness, goodness, sexyness and everything fucking fantastic also from the better side of the wall

Wow! Isabelle Eggert is such a cinnamon papi!

by cinnamonpapi69 November 19, 2016