fap nap

When a guy masturbates in bed.

I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

Fap

How suburban white boys who play tennis and Lacrosse and get brand new cars for their 16th birthday say jacking off.

Hey Hubert you coming to tennis lessons today?

Yeah, right after I fap.

by Fatdickmcstuffins July 25, 2019

alternative fap

Alternative fap is Trump Porn Material since it is based on alternative facts. Very popular niche in the US since the election of the President.
www.alternativefap.com

-President Trump, what do you do with your small hands?
-I'm all about alternative fap , just visit www.alternativefapc.com , you will see I have the best taste in the world, believe me

by thisissethc September 30, 2017

Buffalo chicken fap

When you masturbate using hot sauce for lube.

That girl makes my dick hotter than a buffalo chicken fap.

by Babaca_ April 27, 2016

fapping god

A PIECE OF SHIT

I KNOW A FAPPING GOD.

by 84udahbsdka November 9, 2017

Heavenly Faps

A fap so prideful it sends you to heaven

Person 1: yo bro this video you sent me was some heavenly faps
Person 2: nah nigga you floating rn you in heaven

by jerCough October 5, 2025

Faps

When someone doesn't check up on you any more that is dont text nor call you.

You are a faps gee/bruh/gee

by Fancynipsy April 7, 2019