In Long Island, there is a town called Farmingdale. Well guess what? IT'S STUPID! Farmingdale is the most fakest town you will ever come across if your life. Every boy plays a sport, and if you don't you'll be called fat or teased about. Every girl is all stuck up and snobby, wearing all their "rich" clothes. They tend to all act the same and pretend to be something they're not. No body else is their own person here. People tease you for the tiniest flaws in Farmingdale, that you didn't even know you had!
Girl #1: OHMYGOD LOOK HOW BIG THAT GIRLS NOSE IS!
Girl #2: OHMYGOD I KNOW, YOU COULD LAND A PLANE ON THAT THING! AND WHAT'S UP WITH HER JACKET?
Girl #3: She must be poor. She doesn't belong here in farmingdale, new york...
Has nothin to do wit us nyc goers (bx stand up). Upstate new york actually starts after southern westchester. The Bronx used to be part of westchester. So, westchester couldn't possibly be upstate. Not that I care because Westchester is a shithole just like every other place outside of city walls. The only places in westchester that get respect from me (they aren't in the "westchester shithole" category) are: Mount Vernon, Yonkers, and maybe white plains.
Jesus Christ Northern westchester really is upstate new york, i went on a trip to Chappaqua and i saw a moose!!
A mountainous version of the Midwest. Country life at its worst. Upstate is very distinctive looking from other similar areas (Western Pennsylvania, the Midwest, New England) and it all looks exactly the same.
Two places upstate 50 miles apart look more like each other than two places in Yonkers two BLOCKS apart.
a small town in central new york
known for its crappy volunteer fire department, massive amount of snow fall in the winter(best for snowmobiling), Vanessa's bar, shitty school system, and to kids of neighboring towns its known for happy valley state park because its the best place to go drinking and not get caught
They'll all have three children and marry an affluent man who will support their tennis lifestyle as they purchase a house in Greenhaven. Then, their oldest will go to a boarding school, and the other two will go to Rye Neck. Their son will be on the Rye Neck Football team, and their mother will show up to every game trying to live vicariously through their child and mentally remain in High School. Eventually, they'll die, and they won't have done anything productive, and they'll spend their lives thinking of the 'good times' in High School and hiding their extreme alcoholism.