Oliver Nelson

The Most Based Sophomore At Inspire School Of Arts And Science, He will steal your girl.
He Works at a Burger King in Illinois at night and in the day he goes all the way to California.

"Oh my God is that Oliver Nelson, I heard he can sneak meth on school campuses"
"Oliver Nelson is one of the 7 wonders of the world"
"Look at Oliver Nelson Flip That Burger in the Burger King Parking lot"

by OliverNelsonFan42 January 7, 2025

Ruth Nelson

Neliphant. If your lanyard isn't on you better run as she will hunt you down and crucify you outside the school to make an example of you. Cannot teach for shit and would rather waste your time on an assembly about university than let you revise.

Why are you in hospital
Ruth nelson saw me without a lanyard on.

by Ye7dhehw7fb3uw7fhe February 13, 2025

Certified Nelson

A label used to describe an individual who performs a curated, stereotypical "country" lifestyle without any of the actual substance, labor, or financial backing associated with it.

Person A: "Man, look at the size of those tires on that rig."

Person B: "Please. Those wheels are 24s and he’s got rubber band tires. That thing couldn't handle a wet driveway. It’s Certified Nelson."

Person A: "Facts. Probably pays $1,200 a month for the loan and lives in his mom’s basement."

by the big RP February 10, 2026

Full Nelson

To have sex with a cat.

“Bro! Trent went full Nelson! We gotta kick his ass!”

by wabberjabber0909 March 12, 2026

Levi Nelson

Has good big dick, Always shows up when needed. Always will smoke u out and the coolest guy you know

Levi Nelson got me high ash

by Urmom42005 September 3, 2025

Naughty Nelson

Improper name for a ladder jump. It is typically used when in agony or frustration trying to complete the task.

"I'm stuck on this Naughty Nelson!"

"There's a naughty nelson ahead!"

by PuzzledChicken67 October 10, 2025

Dry Nelson

When you put your home boy in a Full Nelson and you use your dry callus feet to give him a footjob untill he begs for mercy.

Alex was kinda pissing me off so I gave him a "Dry Nelson".

by TacoQueef69 January 14, 2026