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MMR Vaccine

The A harmless injection given to most infants to protect them from measles mumps and ruebella.

Some (braindead) people believe that this vaccine causes regressive autism in its patients. These people are mainly followers of the holistic medicine movement.

Coincidentally these people are also severely retarded/ the victim of a surprise icepick lobotomy/someone in a coma/madonna/5 times worse than your average paedophile.

So the next time someone espouses their homeopathic, generally incorrect and totally unscientifically founded views on this subject, you would be totally within your rights to paprecut the worlds "Dr wakeman was paid off to make these wild allegations by a firm specializing in beating the fuck out of any medical malpractice for financial gain" onto their chests.
Tanyarrrr: Did you know that the MMR vaccine causes regressive autism? That's why my little Oscar wasn't given it. And now he's absolutely perfect! Apart from that massive lump on his neck, but at least he hasn't got the dreaded autism.

Myself: *Places cup of coffee gently down on table... looks up... advances menacingly... cut to black... piercing scream heard in distance. *
by the_carpenter September 2, 2009
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M.M.Gay

When a homosexual practices mixed martial arts for the sole purpose of erotic stimulation.
I thought that it was getting a little M.M.Gay when he told me to pound his ass into submission.
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mmm bacon

Stupid comment used ad nauseam as an argument by trolls on social media to express contempt about animal welfare issues or veganism
Comments under the photo of a piglet with the caption "I am not food"

- Yes you are!
- Yummy
- mmm bacon
by fragaria June 6, 2015
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mmmm boy

meanin u like what u see
by fuck your grandpa October 26, 2006
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MMORPG

I am socializing r-tard, Im logged on to an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using TeamSpeak
by Jarrodbexted August 1, 2007
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MMH

Makes me happy. Can be Make, Made, etc.
"The other day by brother gave me a present. It MMH (made me happy)."
by lkc6 October 1, 2009
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Mmm

1) something you exclaim when you taste something good 2) something you say when you are not satisfied with somebody's answer 3) something you say when you don't believe somebody 4) yes
Example 1
-Girl brings spoon with soup in it to her mouth-
Girl: Mmm!

Example 2
Person 1: Did you kiss my girlfriend yesterday?
Person 2: Maybe
Person 1: Mmm

Example 3
Person 1: Why did you eat my cake yesterday?
Person 2: I didn't
Person 1: Mmm

Example 4:
Person 1: You coming to the movies tomorrow?
Person 2: Mmm
by Squigs100 November 12, 2011
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