Mask

The most retarted thing ever.

“I hate mask”

Karen: “PUT YOUR MASK ON”

by urmomisgayasshit September 20, 2021

ugly mask

this mask is not worn for purposes of public health and stopping the spread of viruses, although thats a bonus. (and some people don't believe that masks protect from viruses) this mask is for the un vaccinated people that think we want to see their face. this mask will help these people get called ugly less often, and will help everyone else by not needing to look at them. and returning to the first point, it will help keep us healthy!!

person 1: are you vaccinated?
person 2: no.
person 1: can you put on a mask then please?
person 2: no. i do not believe it protects me from viruses.
person 1: well this is an ugly mask. its for ugly people so they don't show their face!!
person 2: wow thanks!! i really needed this

by thirteenchickentenders July 11, 2021

a mask of my own face

hed wear that

neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that

by human i think February 3, 2023

Mask

A covering for your nussy

He is wearing a mask

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef February 28, 2022

Mask Mushrooms

The growths you get on your face from wearing a mask for too long… thanks Covid life!

I’ve been wearing this mask all week I’m breaking out in mask mushrooms

by Maskedone September 28, 2021

Mexican mud mask

When you shit on your partner’s face and cover and rub it in like a traditional face mask.

I gave Tracy a Mexican mud mask and she thinks it’s making her skin better

by Hank d tank March 3, 2025

Maskness

"Maskness"
The irrational fascist enforcement of mask mandates and the subsequent emotional imbalance caused by those found to be in non compliance with local mask mandates. It is what Karen feels.

Karen went apeshit when John showed up at the store without a mask. She attacked him verbally and physically urging him to wear a mask. She went into full maskness.

by Reasonable Immortal October 1, 2020