Kabuki Mask

A facial. When the male deposits his ejaculate on the face of his partner, the effect of the white ejaculate looks like traditional Japanese Kabuki makeup.

Oh man, I gave my girlfriend a major league kabuki mask last night.

by alspalhal March 11, 2011

Stretch Marks

Let's just say when I give you stretch marks, it has nothing to do with pregnancy... or your stomach ;)

Dirty girl I wanna give you some stretch marks

by DirtyBoy654 February 10, 2010

Maksimilijan

Tipical gay . Records Tik Tok and like men penis . Also have smol penis

-Are you Maksimilijanas?
-Yes
-jsn gay

by not jsn gay June 19, 2020

Mask It or Casket

What we should be telling Karens who refuse to wear a mask.

Karen: *not wearing a mask*
Genius: Mask it or casket!!!!!

by Pialinist September 3, 2020

Mexican death mask

When someone is knocked unconscious in a fight, the attacker then squats over the victim's face, resting their testicles on the eyes, and defecates in their mouth.

"Dude, did you hear about John?" "Yeah, Tony gave him a Mexican death mask."

by Jesus In Short Shorts October 26, 2011

Majora's mask

Eating out a girl with large outer labias, roast beef curtains, an outie vagina.

Friend: yo do you remember how good majora's mask was
Me: *remembering last night's activities* yeah best game EVER

by American Heretic June 18, 2019

gas mask

When a girl is laying on her back and you're facing her feet, you squat and teabag you're balls in her mouth and fart in her her face.

My girl spilled wine on the rug and while she was cleaning it up and I flipped her over and gave her the gas mask.

by bob and ric December 25, 2004