Jordan Wayne Martin 

The best guy you will ever find. he always know what to say to make you feel better and make you smile when your sad or upset. He never makes you feel ugly or unloved he will always let you know how much you mean to him and make you feel special. Any girl would be lucky to find someone like him but that won't happen because he has already been found and claimed forever. i love him with all my heart and i hope he never forgets that.

That guy is so sweet and awesome his name must be Jordan Wayne Martin.

Jordan Wayne Martin by Jordan's GF January 29, 2010

steve martin 

Unfunniest man in the world ... he's had white hair since the day he was born and even that isn't funny.

Oh my god!!! ... Did you see Steve Martin's standup gig last night??! ... the funniest thing happened ... he choked on the microphone wire and died!!

steve martin by BrainStern March 28, 2008

Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...

"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~

Demetri Martin by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

billy martin

(Billyus martinus genderless) A weird creature usually found with teeny band Good Charlotte. It is unknown what gender he is, and our scientists are still finding the answer.

See Michelle the Pirate's examples.

billy martin by starlight_queen777 July 29, 2005

billie martin 

A cross betwen Billie Jean Martin and Ricky Martin, The annoying 90's POP singer, Being a Billie may be cool, but being a Billie Martin is not.

Billie Martin, that girl who looks like Ricky Martin. (at least she doesnt sound like it.)

billie martin by Josh Barnes November 23, 2007

Russell Martin 

The catcher on the MLB team, the Los Angeles Dodgers. Is number 55. Dating the salt of the earth, Marikym Hervieux, his inspiration for life and art.

person 1: Who is Marikym Hervieux dating?

person 2: Only the most excellent player in the MLB, Russell Martin!

Russell Martin by ArielMaria July 4, 2009

Billy Martin

My hot sexy fine husband. He shall marry Jessica and none of you, so back off!!!

Billy Martin, do you take Jessica ______ as your wife? 'I do' ^____^

Billy Martin by S&J February 7, 2005