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milf

Type of some old bitch which usually has a son named Matias or Cristobal
Shit, you've seen that B, she a milf, oh sorry that's your mom

fuck you- Matias
by zukry February 8, 2023
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milf

"Mother I'd Like (to) Fund"

Mothers, whether married, separated, divorced, or widowed, that angel investors, syndicates, PE funds, VCs, or anyone else see as successful entrepreneurs and want to fund their startups and business ventures.

These mothers are super intelligent, ambitious, passionate, have grit, and will never stop until they reach their goals. Many of them are executives in corporations, doctors, lawyers, hold higher education degrees from respectable universities, and serial entrepreneurs. The more funding support they get, the more milfs we'll have and they will end up investing in more milfs, creating a milf-growth flywheel.

Milfs are strong, they give birth at least once, and can handle anything! Building startups is a walk in the park compared to giving birth and raising kids, I know it from personal experience.

The milf is setting up an example for her daughters, and sons, to follow in her footsteps and pave the way to make it easier for the next generations to fund their startups.

Milfs are the mothers of their startups. Like a mama bear, they will do anything to protect the startup and grow it to be a successful, independent business, with as much revenue and market value as they can imagine and aim to. They will reach profitability fast, and outperform many other companies, and build unicorns and dragons.
I invested in this milf 's pre-seed round $25k and made $2.5m after IPO
by Reneta Jenik December 3, 2022
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Milf

A “milf” is open a oversized woman that has a big back and usually are porn stars. Milf’s are fat, nasty, wide body built females. The term “milf” is usually used for porn.
Ooou you see that big girl walking? She’s a milf.
by MilkStar December 14, 2021
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MILF

Fadilah's mom
YO SHE IS A MILF
by Jaxk_45 December 7, 2021
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Milf

Damn Rosa is so hot total milf
by Laito February 7, 2023
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Big momma milf

Big momma milf will fuck you hard as shit your dick will fall of but one down fall is that she only likes small and medium size dick and they only like whites and asians
Look it's big momma milf she's so hot and busty let's go get her
by Tarry66 January 14, 2020
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MILF

The word MILF mean “Mother/Mom i’d like to f**k” Thus word is commonly given to hot moms. MILFs are generally between the ages of 30-55.
Guy 1- Damnnnn your mom is hottt
Guy 2- She is a total MILF
Girl 1- Haha
by gOaTyUm July 31, 2022
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