excardon me

A mish mash of pardon me and excuse me.

excardon me, I thought these were the gents toilets.

by JW Pepper December 23, 2003

fuck me

To slide your hard cock into me, and make me feel good. I want every inch inside my pussy!!!!

Sliding that hard cock into me , as I say "Fuck Me I want it all the way in me, slide it in me harder and deeper"

by Maryilyn June 11, 2006

"Bite Me"

I couldn't care less..

Jon... Hey Dude, u puttin on some extra weight there ??
Dude.. "Bite me".

by DonJuan July 9, 2007

blow me

Just those two words you say when you cant be bothered arguing with someone.

"Stop being such an asshole, your so self centered and" (interuption by you) "oh blow me!"

by Adampfdaman June 30, 2005

Shit me

A term used by absolute mad lads exclaiming utter disappointment

Shit me he’s a dick head

by Holy cow Batman February 4, 2019

food me

a different and funnier way to say "feed me"

you: "Dad, I'm so hungry! Food me!!"

by lrander4 July 21, 2009

zombify-me

statement by oneself to oneself announcing that you are about to undertake intense self intoxication;

stumbling upon a situation which involves extreme tedium or horror and responding with the remark similiar in meaning to "Oh please someone just sedate me already!";

As I entered the kitchen I saw him reach for the bottle of Green Chartreuse and pour a large shot, and before sculling it down he screamed in a drawn-out disturbing manner, " z o m - b i f - f y - m e !" (zombify-me);

Zack paused 'Dawn of the Dead' before poring his sixth triple shot Wild Turkey, and just as he was about to take a large gulp, just barely managed to groan "Zombify-me";

by Zack Bathory January 16, 2008