An underground competitive sport played by either men or women where a party of 6 or more competitors play various games involving guzzling, shooting, snorting, swimming and ingesting semen.
by aldini-thegreat March 27, 2018
A plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one's room for usage of cleaning up one's mess proceeding a successful wanking.
by adem g September 08, 2013
by Htt67425276 April 28, 2015
A Jizz Monkey is a stuffed animal, usually a Monkey plush with a slight slit cut into the bottom of the Monkey creating a hole for a man's weiner.
Greg: Dude why do you have this old crusty Monkey on your bed?
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.
by MrMan420740 July 14, 2022
Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,
2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey
3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.
4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.
2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey
3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.
4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.
by BeanTownBeanery December 26, 2021
by Staklar September 22, 2020
by KramerLevels March 02, 2018