Jessica Brink 

The most beautiful, perfect and funny girl in existence. She will manage to make any day no matter how miserable it is just absolutely perfect.

She’s like a Jessica Brink

Jessica Brink by TheWorldsRealOpinion June 27, 2025

Jessica Cyr 

if you ever find yourself lucky enough to be in the presence of Jessica Cyr then surely your wishes have been granted, as she is only comparable to that of a stunning sunrise across the horizon and the feeling of peace that warms your soul or a stary night sky filled with millions of stars as you try and embrace it all, in one word, breathtaking. Jessica is such a caring and kind soul youll forget any troubles you had, she is crafty and stylish creating things that leave an impression. She is strong willed, smart, wholesome, down to earth and brings the best out in people, if the opportunity arises to be in her presence then cherish every moment as it would take multiple lifetimes to appreciate all she is and will be.

perfection, it must be Jessica Cyr

Jessica Cyr by EJ's truths September 9, 2025

Jessica-deprivation

When you are gone from your baby for so long that you might die.

IM GONNA DIE FROM JESSICA-DEPRIVATION

Jessica-deprivation by Klue2234 November 4, 2025

Queen Jessica Effect 

When Queen Jessica is in the Houston area, all Houston professional sports teams currently playing win. When Queen Jessica is not in the Houston area, it makes it possible for Houston professional sports teams to lose.

Queen Jessica was in the Houston area on October 22 and the Astros won the ALCS and the Rockets won their home opener! The rockets have lost every single game since then. The Queen Jessica Effect is true!

Queen Jessica Effect by smashgod9999 November 3, 2021

She's no Jessica Alba 

A phrase used when defining the beauty of other females / female celebrities. (Refers to the actress, Jessica Alba, who is more commonly known for her beauty and hot body rather than her acting skills.) This phrase can be replaced with Megan Fox and/or any other top hottie of your choice.

Holly: "Do you think that girl is pretty?"

Nicole: "Yea, she's okay. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but she's no Jessica Alba."

Holly: "Of course not."

She's no Jessica Alba by lyssaloo July 12, 2009

Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit 

The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.

I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.

Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit by Cuddles McStig May 21, 2008

Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome 

The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.

Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.

Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome by grandy427 October 17, 2008