lumpy jeans

When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation

Ahh crap guys, I got lumpy jeans. Gotta go.

by Aiden226 June 21, 2016

brian jean

A good lookin dude who just simply gets the pussy. He gets it here, he gets it there, he gets it everywhere. Always has more than one chick to keep it entertaining.

He's gettin the pussy! Must be a Brian Jean

by livinlarge007 May 28, 2016

jean eating vagina

A vagina that eats the jeans of the pants

Damn Daniel got a Jean eating vagina

Ohoh ohoh nooooo

by Ur667 May 23, 2016

jean boy

Commonly used to describe a flamboyantly dressed male.

I can't believe he left his house like that, what a jean boy.

by Shark.Bait October 14, 2016

linzi jean

Totes legit, lady on the street, freak in the sheets !

Oh hey check her out man, she's an LJ!
What's an LJ?

YOU know, a Linzi Jean like a fucking class act but she rocks the bedroom game ;)

by iznil101 September 1, 2016

Jean Philibert Douze

He's the son of Bling Daddix, a great guy on Discord

Ow ! Who's this guy ?!
That's Jean Philibert Douze !
I SEE NOW ! HE'S MY GOD !

by Rezni January 16, 2018

Skinny Jeans

A trademark of all skater boys. These jeans can also show some other unseen things...

“Put on your skinny jeans. We’re going to the skate park.”

by xX_Boss_Xx May 3, 2018