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Squeeze beans through the jeans 

To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.
Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.
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Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur 

You say this when you burn or roast someone.
Person 1: This is stupid
Person 2: No you’re stupid! Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur…
Casual apparel consisting of a denim covering of the lower body...with a deadly side effect. Basically jeans are the arch nemesis of the weewee, for not even the strongest of ding dong can penetrate through jeans.
Mom: Happy birthday, Rob! Here's your present!

Rob: HOLY SHIT! WEBKINZ! (erection begins, looks down) WOW, WHERE IS IT?

Mom:...under your jeans
Jeans by ChErSuPeRfAn4uxx17 August 8, 2008
Jeanna is a woman who knows what's up, and she doesn't play that ish. Jeanna stays above the drama and haters, surrounds herself with awesomeness that comes from within. Jeanna is a Goddess and one in a billion. If you ever meet her, you should just be quiet and appreciate her presence.
Man:"Damn, that girl Jeanna really knows what's up. Look at the booty!"
Woman:"Jeanna is sweet, and it was a blessing to meet her, and I know she feels the same likewise."
Jeanna by IgnoringYewSilently April 2, 2019

dragon jeans 

Jeans that are so baggy and long, they drag on the ground when you walk around.
"These here be ma dragon jeans - they be draggin' on da groun."
dragon jeans by kwaping January 4, 2008