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January 1st 

National toe sucking day

People will celebrate the new year by sucking someone's toes.
Person A: mmm I'm in the mood for some toe sucking! can I suck your toes?
Person B: eww no!
Person A: but its January 1st!
Person B: Well ok then.
January 1st by spicy quacamole December 31, 2019

January the Third 

Sarges Birthday.

A believer of Yetis

Also.. he has an illuminati cat and knows alot about shahhhks.

Pretty awesome soul.

Happy Birthday Sarge🎉🥂
January the third? Probably the most holy of days in Boston aside from Tom Bradys birthday
January the Third by A Minnesotan January 3, 2020

January 7th 2019 

Hug and kiss day
Hey baby it’s January 7th 2019 that means we have to hug and kiss
January 7th 2019 by Megalodon23 January 6, 2020

january nineth 

give a girl ur hoodie today! I DONT MAKE THE RULES!
hey yo it’s january nineth you gotta give that girl ur hoodie

january 15

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIANNA REILLY!!!!!! you are so amazing smart and pretty don't let no guy hurt you. boys you need to get with this girl she goes to sturgeon and is super amazing and i wish she loved me but she prolly don't. plz don't let her slip from your grasp. she wants to be a photographer, and she likes makeup every now and then,and her favorite color is green. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIANNA I LOVE YOU~collin ingrassia
guy 1: damn bro shes fire in bed have you had her?
me: dont talk about her like that.
bro 1: she was born on January 15
january 15 by collin_ingrassia January 9, 2020

January 13 

The day you have to ask out your crush and when and if they say no tell them they have to give you a chance because it is January 13
One person: Did Charlie ask out Hayden?
Another person: yes didn’t you hear it Is

January 13 !✌️
January 13 by ~Lilly Wooten January 12, 2020