teacher

a dum fuck who works in hell and dont know what anything its the oppiste of perfect and sucess.

good teachers dont exist.

by qetyuioo May 2, 2022

gym teacher

someone who should not take summer vacations and open up a summer athletic camp instead

she/he's a gym teacher and a bully

by boring squirrel December 12, 2022

teacher

An unsuccessful person who tries to teach others how to be successful. People who are teachers are usually people who wanted to chase their dream and be successful in life but failed and had to be a teacher instead.

Our teacher is so dumb and almost everybody in our class is smarter than her.

by Squid Kid [twtx] December 18, 2020

Teacher

A Pearson who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them

No teacher= no problems to be solved

by Anonymous2854 June 13, 2020

guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher

He his a big poo poo buttface 💩💩💩

"Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"

by Big Santa May 2, 2024

Teacher's Pet

Probably one of the most self-centered egomaniacs you'll ever come across. They often flatter the teacher to gain favor, believe they must always achieve perfect scores on exams, essays etc. and tend to get others they don’t like into trouble. On top of that, they can't stand any criticism of the teacher, the school system, or even the assignments they’re given. If you so much as question anything, they’ll jump at the chance to lecture you, acting like you're somehow in the wrong for not agreeing with their perfect, unquestioning approach. And don’t even get them started on their grades, getting a 99% on a test is practically the end of the fucking world for them, as if anything less than perfect is a personal failure. And finally, they'll also remind the teacher about every homework assignment, sometimes even before it's due, just to make sure no one forgets and their precious record stays untarnished.

God I hate that fucking bitch so fucking much, I swear to god, if that teacher's pet reminds Mister Terrible one more time about the homework, I am going to kill her.

by Urban Infinity 2.0 November 23, 2024

Arabic teacher

Teachers who teach Arabic yet fail miserably (they also have VERY broken English)

Arabic teacher: so Al Forus when go sleep also al bait house.
students: Yeah that's our Arabic teacher

by Hey yall its Addison Rae November 8, 2020