This lad did nothing in our group project and got all the credit for it. What an absolute Ian Botham!
Yeah, our cricket team won but i feel like a right Ian Botham since i did nothing.
Yeah, our cricket team won but i feel like a right Ian Botham since i did nothing.
by CarlWheezer98 July 18, 2020
Get the Ian Bothammug. The best couple you'll ever meet. They're such a good couple, other couples come for advice from them. Their sex life is fantastic and so is everything else. He's too big and she's too small but they make it work. They're so funny, and can make you smile any day of the week. They're both talented musically, he drums and she sings. They can do anything they put their minds too as long as they're together.
by KaratGreenstone September 21, 2021
Get the Ian and Laurenmug. a gorgeous human being and vampire mostly known for being the husband and soulmate of Izzy Wynn and actor of Damon Salvatore in the Netflix series “the vampire diaries”.
“Hey did you know that izzy Wynn and Ian Somerhalder got married straight after looking into each other’s eyes?”
by chloexoxo_472 November 14, 2020
Get the Ian Somerhaldermug. Simply the most horrendous, disgusting, breathtaking because he probably smells like ten cans of bounce that unwashed ass, heart stopping because you can smell all the cheese doodles he's consumed individual to ever be born in the earth with his unholy presence. You know the Dark Ages? That happened because he WAS there and he was the rat that caused the black plague and any major pandemic (including covid) ((he stepped outside)).
Astoundingly stupid that he makes the 9 + 10 kid look smart, absolutely fucking hideous like he even puts the worm from doom to shame, and simply the epitomé of sheer FUCKING black air force energy. Any words that you can think of that is any way of defining bottom feeders embodies everything that Ian is. Every time someone says the word "Ian" any roblox dev hearts stops.
Ian selects his friends carefully, as only people who -in some way- reflect his disgusting ideals are given the absolute honour and privilege of being called a friend of Ian (like they even wanted that). Many have died due to sheer stank his lower lip simply being near him or even in the same chat as Ian. The highest disgrace to your family possibly given to a human being on this planet is being named "Ian's Best Friend", but the position is currently vacant due to the last candidate's head exploding after they realized the mistake they made when they got a dm from him about stands with fat tits.
Astoundingly stupid that he makes the 9 + 10 kid look smart, absolutely fucking hideous like he even puts the worm from doom to shame, and simply the epitomé of sheer FUCKING black air force energy. Any words that you can think of that is any way of defining bottom feeders embodies everything that Ian is. Every time someone says the word "Ian" any roblox dev hearts stops.
Ian selects his friends carefully, as only people who -in some way- reflect his disgusting ideals are given the absolute honour and privilege of being called a friend of Ian (like they even wanted that). Many have died due to sheer stank his lower lip simply being near him or even in the same chat as Ian. The highest disgrace to your family possibly given to a human being on this planet is being named "Ian's Best Friend", but the position is currently vacant due to the last candidate's head exploding after they realized the mistake they made when they got a dm from him about stands with fat tits.
Red: "You know Ian, right?"
Lexi: "oh gods, yes i do, he's like pandora's box of all horrors."
Red: "Yeah, well, I heard one time he got mad about a few people not liking stand porn and sobbed like a bitch."
Lexi: "I wouldn't doubt it for a second, it is Ian after all."
Lexi: "oh gods, yes i do, he's like pandora's box of all horrors."
Red: "Yeah, well, I heard one time he got mad about a few people not liking stand porn and sobbed like a bitch."
Lexi: "I wouldn't doubt it for a second, it is Ian after all."
by BugBytes November 7, 2021
Get the Ianmug. The BEST boyfriend in the world. He will make you feel special and is very nice. He tells you he loves everyday. And when you smell your jacket after hugging him it's the best feeling in the entire world. Ian loves you very much but everyone tells you to break up with him. But you could never do that to the most perfect boy in the world
-Girl one: ew why is she dating Ian he's so ugly
- Girl two: Right!! he's also so annoying
-You: I literally don't care about what y'all are saying because i'll never break up with him.
- Girl two: Right!! he's also so annoying
-You: I literally don't care about what y'all are saying because i'll never break up with him.
by Ian's girl December 13, 2021
Get the Ianmug. by insomniaaaaa June 12, 2021
Get the ianmug. Ian loves being centre of attention and to perform in front of the firm. His favourite meal are chicken nuggets and he loves to smash a few caramel wafers for dessert. He hates fizzy drinks and raw onion but the thing he hates the most are puffed up cheesers.
by Polish Rose November 22, 2021
Get the Ianmug.