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Monkey's Minute

An unspecified amount of time or time spent poorly on non-important things.
Bro 1: Bro I need you to cashapp me for the drinks last night
Bro 2: Just give me a monkey's minute bro and I'll get it for you
by Shartzy August 18, 2024
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smooth minute

John: Hey Bob it's been like three weeks since we have hung out!
Bob: I know right, it's been a smooth minute.
by Dirtyjoo January 19, 2014
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three minute missionary

"Harry is such a three minute missionary"
by Nozziee May 31, 2018
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Cody minutes

A unit of time that is completely fucking meaningless. A single Cody minute ranges anywhere from one actual minute to seven hours.
Person 1: "I'll see you in thirty Cody minutes."
Person 2: "Cool, I'll get in eight hours of sleep."
by BepsiMang November 8, 2025
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last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.
I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.
by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021
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Awws Per Minute

A unit of measurement for endearing and cute things.
The squirrell that lives in my yard generates about 4 Awws Per Minute during my morning smoke. APM cute factor
by Grriracha May 14, 2016
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Michael Minute

Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.

A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:

“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”

“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”

"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025
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