cock hooking nose

Also called a "cock hooker". One of those big ugly noses with a bump on the bridge. Much like a "witch" nose. They look like they are used to hook cocks into the mouth. They hook the cocks by using a head-swooping action then quickly gobble up that cock.

Stay away from Beth! She has a cock hooking nose!!

by antireligiouszombies June 19, 2010

Russian meat hooks

1. Actual meat hooks from Russia

2. Large honkers on a thiccccc Russian Woman

1. Hey we should order RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS for our butcher shop

2. You Nikki you got nice RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS

by Romoboi May 30, 2019

Harlem Hook Shot

When you slap someone with your erect penis across the face.

Tyrone gave Sandy a Harlem Hook Shot and now she has a bruise on her face.

by The Butt Muffin December 1, 2016

Hook Up Neutral

a person who is not sexually active and therefore not desirable for a one night stand.

Ryan’s roommates said that she is hook up neutral.

by disgustingggg August 25, 2020

Somalian Fish Hook

The Somalian Fish Hook is when a male lies flat on the floor naked flopping up and down like a dying fish whilst the female has her anus in the males face, this act can also be known as the Welsh rarebit or Davy Jones's locker

Oi Jamie I used that Somalian Fish Hook on that Thai bird last night, absolutely cracking

by Gout Dribbler March 18, 2019

Hook up bag

Bag a person keeps, usually in a car containing a change of clothes, underwear and or toiletries for post sex clean up. Usually the calling card of a cheating partner a Hook up bag can often be found in the trunk of an adulterer for the next time an opportunity arises so they may hide the evidence and wash away the lies.

That girl from the bar is such a slut she keeps a hook up bag in her car just in case.

by Monkeyfarts May 15, 2013

rusty coat hook

when someone has shit on their finger and pulls the side of your mouth back like a hook.

buddy got in my face so when he was walking away i gave him the rusty coat hook.

by the rusty russ coat puss April 16, 2010