Hannah Montana

Drunk Southerner who loves to sing about how special and awesome she is and is the secret behind the atomic bomb.

Cop 1:What the hell happened to him? Cop 2 :Probally first degree burns followed by chainsaw to the face.But that doesnt explain the ears being disfigured. Detective: I think he was forced to look at a picture of Hannah Montana while listening to her sing. Cop 1 :Oh God

by angrycheddar December 31, 2009

Mongy Hannah

A stupid or pathetic fail that makes you appear retarded. Normaly done by mongs.

person 1 - "I just fell up the stairs"

Person 2 - " aww no,why did you do that!?"

Person 1 - " I don't know,I must have done a Mongy Hannah"

by Mongy Hannah April 28, 2009

hannah-lee

The best person in the entire world. If you aren't her friend you should be. She loves music and has amazing grades. Her best friend is usually an Amber. Usually a Hannah-Lee is blonde and blue-eyed. Her favorite food is tacos. If you ever approach a Hannah-Lee keep her in your life forever. When it comes to relationships, good luck because she has very high standards and you are probably out of her league.

Most blondes are dumb, but not Hannah-Lee

by brangelina2005 June 7, 2017

Josh and Hannah

The best and most cutest couple ever; they are perfect

be like Josh and Hannah

by Blubby January 11, 2015

Hannah Earnshaw

A sexy mother fucker, Pulls all the boys, sexiii afff,

“Woahhh look at Hannah earnshaw she is sexy affff”

by HannahEarnshawSuperFan February 11, 2018

Hannah Smort

Hannah smort very funny E-Girl. And she is not like other girls.

“Hannah smort likes Fortnite?! 😳”
“Yes.”

by Deleted_user11111111 June 10, 2020

The Hannah Montana

Ever notice how handjobs often leave out the tip and blowjobs can get a little too soft?

The Hannah montana is when she puts the tip on her tongue and jerks you off till the sweet release. Truly the best of both worlds

Junn:' Hey Dann and James, I saw Lena again from highschool yesterday, you know the girl we always had steve noppen for?'

James: 'Yea, bruh, she got the sweet tits. I bet she fucks like a champ but her bj's are pretty sloppy?'

Dann: ' Seconded.'

Junn: ' Nah, bruh, she gave me The Hannah Montana after I bought her a subimba'ke dame blanche. Totally worth.'

James: ' Did she really put your tip on her tongue and jerk you off?'

Junn: 'Does the pope shit in the woods?'

Dann: 'Truly the best of both worlds.'

by Jackson Pollak August 2, 2019