Axe Handle

To acquire the least of; pleading loss of; ignorance or absence of duty

Well I'm afraid I'm going to have to take the axe handle on this one.

by Zach April 13, 2004

man handle

1. Penis; esp. when erect.
2. The act of self - stimulation.

In the evenings, Sven liked liked to watch pornography and man handle his man handle.

by Dr Zog. August 9, 2006

haggle

A chav and his girlfriend

I was talking to Haggle.

by aliveg February 8, 2007

handle-bar mustache

some one who had a mustache that exceeds their chin and just really sucks bad

someone gay

by bob December 5, 2003

haggler

Asian sales staff trying to pass of discontinued products at full price so they can pay for medical college.

Also see medic.

Man, those chumps on tottenham court road are a bunch of hagglers.

by K December 17, 2004

handlebars

A guy with great biceps that can be used to hold onto during intimate engagements.

Oh my gosh...look at the handlebars on that boy!

I'd like to wrap my hands around those handlebars.

by Ryan K. August 12, 2005

Handleless Plunger

An item that bandgeeks use for kinky sex.

Oh, bandgeek, shove the handleless plunger deeper into the recesses of my instrument!

by Psycho Bugler March 30, 2009