Hammer Plowed

Drunk beyond all mortal belief.

We were so hammer plowed last night bro, we had gay sex...sorry dude.

by bret. August 14, 2008

Slam-hammered

Being so hammered that when you walk you slam into things in your path.

When you are slam-hammered it's hard to walk down a hallway without slamming into the walls as you go.

by JelinaCulia May 14, 2009

Valdosta hammer

A disorder where a man has a one inch peter from chronic inbreeding. Most prevalent in Valdosta

I got hit yet again by a Valdosta hammer

by Dependable Don March 12, 2023

Jack Hammer

A sex act that involves clapping your hands together and making a pointer with your index and middle finger. You then slide the "jack Hammer" into your girlfriend and you shake your arms like a jackhammer.

Last night I received the jack hammer and I couldn't walk this morning.

by Joe likes yogurt March 25, 2022

Thor's Hammer

When one gets aroused by thunderstorms or loud, booming noises.

This thunderstorms given John a bad case of Thor's Hammer. He has to get nailed during thunderstorms.

by OtterWithMjolnir August 2, 2018

hammer blow

verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis
She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!

She got smart with me and I hammer blown the bitch!

by unklesatan March 19, 2017

douche hammer

A baseball bat. Specifically an older bat, kept behind the driver's seat for the sole purpose of beating the fuck out of cracker ass douchebag white boys.

Ey nigga, throw me the douche hammer, im bout to split this bitches shit-

by K-Roc-Z October 26, 2007