halftard

Idiot, moron, douchebag, loser

My boss is a halftard

by expunculator May 28, 2011

Halitosis

Halitosis is when you have very bad breath.

Jesus, you have some bad fuckin halitosis
(chick) Your breath smells like ass! (nerd) sorry, i got halitosis causes by the bacteria on my toungue because i dont brush my teeth

by ImLaidEveryNight June 15, 2011

Halo

Halo is for 30 year old man children that have a 9 to 5 job that they're unsatisfied with and Halo is the only thing giving them that little bit of satisfaction they need to keep themselves from insanity.

"Hey honey! Where's the controller?" She responds with, "I told you to stop coming to my house to play Halo, that's for the kids!

by Neroes June 13, 2018

Halitarian

A person who avoids halal meat and halal certified products

I have been a halitarian for over 3 months and my tummy has really trimmed down .

by Tenbox terry May 11, 2018

Halo, are you an angel?

Brilliant way to say something thoughtful and brilliant to a sweet, nice, pretty girl. If you are courageous enough to say this to a cute girl, that you have immense respect for. Then you are on the cutting edge of societal revolution.

Eric S. "Halo, are you an angel?"
Great Gal: "Yes, thank you, what a thoughtful first remark. You're very savvy to say that to me."

by SNYDY September 23, 2018

Halogasm

The period of time in which an person continues to feel an orgasm after having a sexual experience.

Stephanie was useless in the staff meeting because she was still I her halogasm from last night.

by Dirk217 October 16, 2018

Halo

A game that was once a good game, but it is now a game nobody plays because of fortnite.

Josh: I want to play Halo
Dan: That game is not good anymore, lets play fortnite

by GHyper March 18, 2019