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Semen Horse

the shart master he farts in your bed and sharts on your mom your mom sharts on ihm back you are the sperm lovely sperm of sperm sharting stuff on your bed i
s e m e n h o r s e semen horse

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Sore man hat

Sir men hoard

Sea moon hoove

Salamander heart

Soup mop hole

Sherlock holmes

Sheep mutt hell

Shore mint hand

Salmon house

Sigma hen

Sand mic whore

Saul goodman hope

Spin min hits

Spoiled milk hints

Skimmed mind hunts

Suck my hair

Stool month hind

Skunk mean hockey

Sold mold hold

Sun more hucks

Sleep main hedge

Stud munk heaven

Sore moose hill

Seek mom hack

Slay muffin hook

Shirt morph hooligan

Sum mum hum

Sun mun hun

Sushi mush hush

Slick med head

Shark mesh hulk

Sunday hump

Spoon much hub

Storm perm tilt

Stunned dung beetle

Ash club force
by gognel house May 21, 2023
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Horse Parade

When you run your partner over naked with a car.
My grandma died when I gave her a horse parade.
by Brendawg69 May 18, 2017
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cunting horse

The act of fucking a horse, there as cunting horse
I was cunting horse earlier today and it was amazing
by cunting horse May 17, 2016
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Horse Girl

A typically socially awkward white girl with horses on everything she owns and obsesses over them, sometimes owning one or more, or often found in close proximity to them. It is implied that they might also ride the animal in more ways than one due to this obsession. This is a natural interpretation that anyone would have bc of the long gazes at, drooling over and constant discussions about said beasts. People often attempt to modify this meaning, but this dictionary is for saying the quiet parts out loud so people actually understand and can use said word in the proper context.
Shelly always refuses to attend social events like a normie bc she's an obsessed horse girl that's probably spending yet another evening with her horse. In the barn. Alone.
by SQUATCHGIRL November 1, 2022
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horse-collared

To tackle someone to the ground by grabbing the back of their shirt collar.
John was horse-collared on his way to the endzone
by Revolos55 March 9, 2009
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horse trainer

Someone who solves problems you never knew existed in ways that will blow your mind.
"Why did that horse trainer throw a ball that looks like it's from Rocket League at the horse?"
"idk bro"
by UnixTM December 27, 2022
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horse with gloves

something that will undoubtedly fuck your whole existence.
"I got a DUI and was going 60mph over the speed limit, this situation is a complete horse with gloves, I'm going to jail for sure..."
by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018
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