Hole in Dookie

It is better known as the act of taking a dump in a golf hole leaving the golfer a nice suprise

Dude i just done a Hole in Dookie on hole 18 what a shity way to end your game ha on the bottom nine

by grogan 342 May 27, 2009

Hole of no return

The label of any slut that has Herpes, Genital Warts, and HIV AIDS. This evil bitch will stop at nothing to secretly spread her diseases with unaware participants. Usually found behind waffle houses eating trashed foods and seeking young inexperienced victims.

Casey- Hey Cindy is it true about your brother.

Cindy- Yeah it happened... Tray fucked the hole of no return. We are planning funeral arrangements... it won't be long.

by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015

hole stats

When a guy refers to the number of women he has slept with.

Angela asked Mike about his hole stats.

by MPTAZ December 6, 2016

Haley

haleys are the type to make ppl smile even when she can't. She's usually always happy but when she's not I suggest you stay back unless your her man or her bestfriend. Her stories usually aren't funny or interesting even though she thinks they are. If you have a haley you better hold on tight because she's the best thing that'll ever happen to you.

P1: you see that girl!? I wanna be friends with her!

Haleys bestfriend: back off I need her

P1: dang she's fine

Haleys BF: hey! She's mine!!!!

by Snnxnajjdns January 8, 2017

haley smith

A cute lovable smart girl who is stubborn and determined. She loves challenges and she loves to surf.

Girl 1: Hey Haley
Haley Smith: Hey want to go surfing?

by SheLikesToWrite June 30, 2017

Holefie

A portmanteau of “asshole” and “selfie” meaning a photograph of your asshole you take yourself, most likely with your cell phone camera.

That holefie I posted to Grindr got me a bunch of DMs from guys wanting me to bottom for them. Mission accomplished!

by Mansions McGillicutty May 29, 2018

Haley

Haley is a beautiful girl who is nomally short but occasionally y’all but that’s hard to find. What she lacks in height she has in personality and beauty. She usually has a big smile on her face and if she doesn’t ask her what’s wrong and she will forever hold you in her heart. Haley is known for her personality and her shortness in her legs. She will always walk slow and say “wait I have short legs.” Haley is a girl you never want to loose, if you have her keep her don’t ever let her go for nothing. If you treat her bad and ask for her back she will say bye. Haley is a total keeper! Keep her but let her hang with friends

I need a Haley right now , referring to her beautiful self and awesome personality.

by Raneaaa May 14, 2018