gomer

Derogatory term for an old person.

That gomer is about to croak.

by RobbingTheGrave January 11, 2012

leaping gnome

a midget that happens to be jumping.

Oh my god did you see that leaping gnome go past just now?

Colton you are such a leaping gnome

by Maton22 April 7, 2008

Gomezing

(n.) (nominalization of v. "to gomez): Nasal-anal sex (or anal-nasal sex, if you prefer)

Judging by that young man's funny walk and Dean's swollen nose, I believe those two have been gomezing

That man has a nose built for gomezing

(fig., v. form) That student was totally gomezed by the test, administrator, etc.

by anewparkvictim October 27, 2008

Geometry Dash

A very addicting game, especially for me. It has not been updated for four years, but I enjoy what is currently in there until 2.2 comes. The music from Hexagon Force (a level from Geometry Dash) was stuck in my head when I made this definition.

Bryan Greenberg: I make modern Geometry Dash levels.
Beyoncé: WOW I SAW ONE OF THEM!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY March 30, 2021

gomer

Your dick. No, seriously. Gomer pyle. Heh heh.....

"My gomers is 7 feet long and i can f**k people long distance"

by j.lew August 30, 2003

gnomed

Extreme intoxication resulting from consumption of adult beverages - taking a person to a state of intoxication where they are no longer coherent or function with the blank drunk stare on their face, resembling an inanimate lawn gnome.

Man 1 - "Dude, what happened to you last night?"
Man 2 - "Bro I was totally gnomed"

by The Sledgehammer October 30, 2007

gomer

Another word for haemmorrhoids. Referring to a huge "pyle" of grapes hanging from you arse.

Partner: "why are you walking so awkwardly there love?"

You: " I have a huge Gomer hanging from my arse"

by kOrVe72 December 10, 2010