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Goon Dick

When you Goon so much your dick starts looking very limp and broken. Added it may also accumulate a nasty mold-like growth.
After weeks of gooning, I started to see signs of Goon Dick.
by the1000thon May 4, 2025
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Goon

A goon is someone who has inappropriate thoughts and/or does inappropriate actions daily/frequently to people or fictional characters. A goon can be referred to as a gooner.
"Christian, why are you such a goon!"
by I love loona May 5, 2025
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Goon Liquid

Goon Liquid is the byproduct of gooning. It usually arrives in form of white sticky substance after a gooning session.

It is very important to know that Goon Liquid is not the same as just cum or semen rather it's a form of it which is spawned after the ritual of Goon.
Jeff: Hey bro you haven't eaten anything in a while bro what u waiting for?
Steph: I only want your Goon Liquid.
by Marwan Neggazai May 6, 2025
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Goonchotic

Same definition as goonchosis and goon goonchotic basically means waxing pole a psychotic amount hence the term goonchotic
Bros gone completely goonchotic he left behind his entire life for fucking tentacle hentai porn!
by Roflstompper January 28, 2026
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Goon

You’re a gooner” „I goon to them everyday
by feeeeegooo February 1, 2026
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Goon

To jerk off intensely until you cum
I wanted to goon but i ran out of lotion
by Sillybob27 February 2, 2026
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Goonarrhea

When you jerk off on the toilet while taking a shit and throw the used toilet paper with nut into your fecal matter.
The post nut clarity hits harder when you look down in the toilet and see your goonarrhea
by Chinese Joe February 2, 2026
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