Goochin' it

To smuggle contraband by taping items onto your gooch.

Me: how are you getting that molly into the show tonight
Friend: I am Goochin' it.

by The Trutru November 21, 2018

Gooch Week

The bit in between Christmas and New years Day

Arghhh you're working during Gooch week? That sucks!

by 50ShadesOfTommy December 28, 2018

Goosecheese

The colagulated semen from one's rectum. Famous for anal barebacking.

"I hear Alex is a faggot. "
"Yes, I hear still he has goosecheese from the orgy last month."

by AlexisaNhiteWigger January 5, 2019

Gooch

When lesbians get pussy.

I just ate my girl out and her gooch was great.

by Shlongdong.com January 27, 2019

Gooch Scoop

When your significant other first identifies the fleshy skin between your ball sack and bung hole, and flicks it with their finger in confusion trying to scoop your gooch off.

Girl: *looks at gooch*
Girl: “What is that stuff?”
Guy: “What stuff?”
Girl: *flicks skin with finger*
Girl: “that funk between you legs”
Guy: “That’s just my gooch! Don’t Gooch Scoop me”

by Oldmanclub February 27, 2019

Gooched

When a principal at your school punishes you or someone else. This must be a principal or it is not the same thing.

The principal caught Billie smoking weed in the bathroom and gooched him. He was suspended for a week.

by TreNotCool March 22, 2019

Gooch Poof

When a male farts and the air gets caught between his dick and gooch

Oh shit! Did you just gooch poof?!

by Reneerenee11 April 1, 2019